FS: Honda Fireblade

My mate is selling his Fireblade.
1999 RRW model
Powder coated wheels (Bronze)
Hugger
Alarm
Graphite and burned orange
This bike is in first class condition, the best I have ever seen. He's a bit
anal about his bikes
and is an engineer.
Location: Essex
E-mail me for details.

 

Being an engineer isn't really a good thing when it comes to owning
bikes. They either don't give a **** or they bodge things up to sell
them. Trust me on this one.

 

Far from it in this case, he's machined his own parts where the
manufacturers came up short.
He's made his own colour matched hugger, and the bike really is first class.
Trust me on this.
In the best colour too.
He's just bought a gsxr1000 k4.
I know he will take £2500 for it.

 

You're a teacher, right? Define the following: "sentence",
"paragraph", "semi-literate".

 

Squarely aimed at the target market, IMO.

 

Sniffs bait - stinks of pillock
Pathetic attempt
I always thought the clique had higher standards than that.

 

Best you **** off somewhere else then isn't it? If I want to say that
engineers are bodging bastards then I'll do so and it certainly isn't
stinky bait.

 

Do you repair any nuclear power plants?

It's pretty much the same with bike mechanics. Their everyday bikes are
usually rather nasty.

 

UKRM isn't one of the things that make up his performance appraisals.

 

I spent several months carrying out commissioning work at a nuclear
'power plant' in a country that wasn't supposed to have one at the
time. Just for good measure I also helped keep their war effort going
by ensuring their supply of oil was uninterrupted and by working on a
hydro-electric power station that the retreating government troops had
sabotaged.

Tip: never go to work in a country that you've previously helped
batter into submission and laugh when someone mentioned the war.

Until it's time to sell it when they tart it up again. The important
thing to remember in engineering is that if it looks good the punter
often doesn't look too closely at what he's paying for. Spot the
similarity?

 

Champ wrote

As cause and effect relationships go that is slim evidence. I don't
think Bonwick has any part in this at all as it goes.

 

Nah.
Oil Refineries & Chemical Plants

 

Hook line sinker and copy of Angling Times!
You really are a predictable lot aren't you?

 

Oh. Nearly forgot.
I'm also a pillock who can put IMechE after his name.

 

Why would you want to put IMechE after Andy's name?

 

You didn't post here using a different name before did you?

Sorry Roger <g>.

 

Well I don't want to put it there so I'm pretty sure he doesn't want
to either.

The only letter I can put after mine is W because I must be to do the
shit I do for the crap wages I get.

 

They give those to anybody these days, even I can get it.

 

I can't believe the ****. All I did was say that engineers are bodging
bastards and any engineer worthy of the name could soon hide a
multitude of sins on a bike he was selling. If he'd been the bloke
selling the bike maybe he'd have had a case but as it was he can ****
*right* off.

 

Oh do **** off.
Please.