FS: Ducati 750SS

FX - throws lunch away.

 

If I went to the quacks as often as you old folk, I'd probably use their
units too. But until then I'm sticking with feet & inches, stones &
pounds.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, boots

AOL.

Only problem is: I'd already eaten it.

 

You know, I'm quite looking forward to you breaking a few bones in the
near-ish future.

 

I'm trying to find a welding-related birthday card...

 

I was hoping to find a "Weld Your Own Pipe & Slippers Set", but no-one
seems to make such a thing.

 

Hmmmmm.

There are two ways of regarding that...

 

With a nice Sheen on it, no doubt.

 

ha!

 

I've known my weight in kg for years but if anyone asks what I weigh I
answer in stones.

 

That'd do it for you.

 

OK, I weight about 0.143 tons, and I'm about 1840mm tall.

 

If people ask me how heavy I am, I say "too".

 

You fat bastard.

 

Not welding related, but I saw a mildly amusing one in Scribblers this
morning: fairly plain card, with "Happy Birthday" written in a jaunty
font, each letter in a different pastel colour, then in black sans-
serif, just below, :"Cocksucker".

 

I once received a Christmas card with the following quaint little rhyme
inside:

Money's short
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Christmas card

 

but it's all paid for. I bet I could live longer in a famine, too...

anyway, fat people are harder to kidnap.

 

For him it isn't.

 

Its gone :-(