FS: 2003 model (reg 2004) Aprilia RSVR & 1996 Pegaso 650

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Neil, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. Neil

    Neil Guest

    FWIW you did nothing at all wrong or different to loads of people
    ok thanks mate.
    Neil.
     
    Neil, Jan 23, 2005
    #21
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  2. Neil

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
    Nigel, just call him a **** and move on.
     
    petrolcan, Jan 23, 2005
    #22
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  3. Neil

    spida Guest

    Point of order Mr Eaton, I think that a & c are not applicable.
     
    spida, Jan 23, 2005
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  4. Neil

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, spida
    Well, (c) clearly isn't. The jury's currently out on (a), but they've
    fucked off down the pub, so don't expect a result anytime soon.

    Lastly (and quite crucially), ITYF there's an implied "or" between the
    items, not an "and".

    You ****.

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 23, 2005
    #24
  5. Lovely when dunked in ones tea.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jan 23, 2005
    #25
  6. Neil

    Neil Guest

    Takes hours for the listings to go live in ebay so they were actually placed
    on there before here ;

    23-Jan-05 17:14:50 GMT

    That's the placement time from the listing as shown on the auction.
    Piss poor time of year to be selling bikes but new Duke990 beckons and wifey
    won't stand for 4 bikes when only I ride :(

    Neil.
     
    Neil, Jan 23, 2005
    #26
  7. Neil

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson
    "Chai", you pleb. Do you not keep up with the fashions at *all*?

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 23, 2005
    #27
  8. Isn't that what the bloke on 'Aint arf ot mum' used to make? Where's
    Parkin when you need his expertise?
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jan 23, 2005
    #28
  9. Neil

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson
    In your kill-file.

    You want to get down to Starbuck's mate. They'll flog you a cup of
    something undrinkable for as little as a fiver. Fucking great it is. You
    can say (with a completely straight face):

    "Gimme a long-tall-sally green chai cappucino herb sweet New Yorker,
    hold the oregano!".

    Do it with a sufficient air of authority and they'll fall over
    themselves. Ask darsy, he'll tell you.

    You're totally fucked if you want a cup of drinkable black coffee, of
    course. But there's probably a Burger King next door for that.

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 23, 2005
    #29
  10. Neil

    joe parkin Guest

    Killfiled, silly.
     
    joe parkin, Jan 23, 2005
    #30
  11. Neil

    joe parkin Guest

    No probs, I'm sure Pip will be back to apologise when he looks again,
    he seems like a fair (ish) bloke.
     
    joe parkin, Jan 23, 2005
    #31
  12. Neil

    platypus Guest

    ....remembering to pronounce it "or-REGGA-no", of course.
     
    platypus, Jan 23, 2005
    #32
  13. Neil

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    <rolls eyes>

    I'm not a *complete* amateur.

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 23, 2005
    #33
  14. Neil

    Lady Nina Guest

    Well batted.
     
    Lady Nina, Jan 24, 2005
    #34
  15. Neil

    Preston Kemp Guest

    Arse. I might've been up for that if you weren't the wrong end of
    civilisation.
     
    Preston Kemp, Jan 24, 2005
    #35
  16. Neil

    Preston Kemp Guest

    A little harsh. He lives in Glasgow ffs - isn't that punishment enough?
     
    Preston Kemp, Jan 24, 2005
    #36
  17. Neil

    Ben Blaney Guest

    You're joking, aren't you? I only looked at the first page, but it
    seems to me that the fucking thing spontaneously fell to bits in the
    later photos.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jan 24, 2005
    #37

  18. "I hope not. I had a check-up only last week....."
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 24, 2005
    #38
  19. Neil

    Eddie Guest

    Nigel Eaton wrote:

    [ Starbucks ]
    If all you want is black coffee, just get an Americano.

    But I reckon Caffè Nero is better, whether you just want a straight
    caffeine hit or some girly thing with froth and stuff.
     
    Eddie, Jan 24, 2005
    #39
  20. Neil

    Ace Guest

    It's shite. A Starbucks' americano is just like a generic septic
    coffee - no strength, but bitter nonetheless. I really don't know how
    they manage it.
     
    Ace, Jan 24, 2005
    #40
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