French run checklist

Obliged - here's the gist I was looking for:

"a 'sporting' run - "We ride hard, we ride fast; we cruise at a
minimum of 200kph and stop every hour, only for fuel; we're
deep in enemy territory, so if anyone goes down, you're on your own -
let's hope they honour the Geneva Convention" :->

Although I also like his idea of :
"In future I'm gonna be sweeper, and Vicky is going to walk down the
line of bikes[2] with a "Wet Race" blackboard, before getting on the
back of my bike and dropping a red flag."

 

SDtick a small pack of tissues in your jacket pocket... YKIMS...
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"Its ok, my hair looked that *before* you ran me over".

 

he gave it to me. or at least it seemed so every corner I went into on
the way to Snett.

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Give it here. Now. <shred>

 

Buy new at a supermarket...

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Seems to be a bit of a recurring attitude in France. The local plod
weren't interested in me making a report when my wallet was pinched, which
meant I couldn't claim for the stolen money on my insurance.
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With charger......and more that 8 squids of credit for those of us on
PAYG[1]

[1] I really don't use it often enough to go contract.
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Eh? Dunno if it's common, but I've still got a zero pounds per month
contract with Orange UK. I _very_ rarely use it, but it's useful to
have as a back-up, like.

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Champ wrote

How strange. I have always taken statements such as the one you mention
to be a euphemism for I want to play "horny in public places" games.

 

That's what they mean when I say them...

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We were halfway between Newcastle and Maidenhead when Clare remembered
that she hadn't packed any trousers, apart from the leather bike
trousers that she was wearing.

We had to make an impromptu stop at one of the shopping centres on the M25.

 

I have a new rear tyre now. I'm hoping that'll help.

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You and Veggie Dave should...



<ugh>

 

So have I. All that faffing about being caeful for a bit to repeat. It
still isn't attached to the bike though so it will have to wait.

 

FFS, that was a perfectly good smoked salmon sandwich.

Maybe my appetite will come back later :-/

 

I'm hoping by the time I get to Dover on friday at least the centre
section will be gunkless.

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Go Direct Debit with your PAYG. No more topping up, you'll never run
out of credit. Simple.

 

Yes, but if you are abroad, lets just say in France, and you need to
make a few phone calls due to 'emergencies' and your mobile runs out of
charge even though you may have a few squids of credit left..

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Sorry, I don't quite follow. I was simply suggesting that even for low
usage PAYG may not be the best option, as it's possible to get a
normal contract for £zero/month plus (inflated rate, sure) calls.

If your phone has run out of charge you're fucked whatever payment
option you choose, no?

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