French Run 2011 Part Deux

Good job i'll have me earplugs

You know i shout in my sleep i take?

 

Nige wibbled forthrightly:

I've arranged for you, Pip and Dodger to sleep in the basement. Of the
next building. In the next town.

 

Cheeky ****, i dont snore...

 

<shrug>

I keel yew.

 

You're not there for the snoring, Nige. You're there to be used.

 

he's prime totty for you Northern types, eh?

 

Who are you calling "northern" yer gert fucking Welsh windbag?

 

it's an honorific, based on tab & pie consumption and GoM coefficient.

 

Oh. That's okay, then.

I thought I'd been seen exercising me whippet, or summat. 'appen.

Oops.

 

Gotta admit SD, he's got you on that one.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Quite frankly, dear boy, coming from you that phrase has... sinister
overtones.

I choose not to think about the matter any further.

Let's just agree to draw a veil.

 

Rubbish! You just have to use the helpfulness of a friendly local and
our 'chip and pin' cards don't work in the automated pumps.

 

I've used the Poole crossing in the past when the 11.15 crossing out was
ideal. They reduce the timetable in Sept and the 11.15 option disappears.
As you say, a much nicer journey down than M4/A34/M3 or M4/M25/M20.