Free stuff

Yeah, we even pay 'em to foreigners, so you should be OK.

'When chickens have teeth' ... Jesus, if you want to pass for one of us, at
least make an effort!

 

Star wars?

 

Thanks for the offer Petrolcan, I've got my fingers crossed....

 

^^^^^^^
You stole that dodgy pun from my collection, didn't you!

 

Oh good grief, I truly hadn't noticed it was there. That's awful.

<thwaps Kevin with the pun stick>

 

I've only been to Ireland a couple of times, but I've never heard that
one.

 

Depends who it's up at the time.

 

Ooh, ooh, foreplay....

 

I've blown my seal thank you very much. Garage tomorrow. I shall be on
cup of tea duty and pointing at things going 'what does that bit do?'

 

I didn't feel a thing.

"That's your widget that is, don't go without one"
<sucks air through teeth>
"Gonna cost you a lot this is...."

 

"I'm a little teapot ... "

 

Yep