Wind a lot of copper wire around the Pope, magnetise his coffin, then announce that Nuns and Priests can marry. -- <--ROT13 it Spam Trap in Header Freedom isn't FREE GHPOTHUF #69 http://borg.no-ip.com
The catholic celibacy rule was only to stop children of priests trying to inherit church property. There was never a prohibition on bishops siring bastards by their housekeepers. Celibacy is not the same as chastity.