Free Beer

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Jackie, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. Jackie

    Jackie Guest

    Right, now I've got your attention. I've got a bit of a task to
    complete this weekend.

    I need to visit up to 56 pubs over 2 days this weekend. In each one I
    need to buy a pint of Stella. Except I'm driving, so it will not get
    drunk.

    Therefore I'm genuinely offering someone the chance to get plastered
    for free.

    The down side: nearly all the pubs are Cardiff/South Wales based and I
    might need you to help me with some navigation skills.

    So if anyone isn't doing anything this Saturday and or Sunday, drop me
    an E Mail.

    Cheers
     
    Jackie, Apr 21, 2005
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  2. Jackie

    YTC#1 Guest

    No chance of finding any beer then :)
     
    YTC#1, Apr 21, 2005
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  3. Jackie

    Fr Jack Guest

    Feckin' mystery shoppers! ;-)
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    Fr Jack, Apr 21, 2005
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  4. Jackie

    BORG Guest


    How do they expect you to drink 28 pints of Stella and still fill in a
    form ?

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    BORG, Apr 21, 2005
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  5. Jackie

    SP Guest

    I don't understand why they would specify a pint, surely a decent
    Stella would be recognised if a half was pulled instead.

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    SP, Apr 21, 2005
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  6. Jackie

    Jackie Guest

    Because someone else drinks the Stella for me, and I fill in the form
    and drive..
     
    Jackie, Apr 22, 2005
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  7. Jackie

    Ace Guest

    They're not going to find a decent Stella anyway, half or pint.

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    Ace, Apr 22, 2005
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  8. Jackie

    elyob Guest

    Just make sure it's not a husband or boyfriend who drinks it. The title
    'wifebeater' didn't get pulled out of nowhere.
     
    elyob, Apr 22, 2005
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  9. Jackie

    Jackie Guest

    <takes bait>

    so you are saying that after a few pints of Stella, some blokes beat
    their wimmin? Interesting marketing angle..

    <throws back bait as too mouldy>
     
    Jackie, Apr 22, 2005
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  10. Jackie

    Dan White Guest

    Hmmm, which is more likely:

    a) People who drink Stella tend to beat up their wives.
    b) People who beat up their wives tend to be arrogant bully types who have
    to drink a premium strength beer so people don't suspect that they have a
    small penis.

    Just a thought...
     
    Dan White, Apr 22, 2005
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  11. Jackie

    wessie Guest

    Ace emerged from their own little world to say
    At least it keeps Dan in a job. If it was any good they wouldn't need to
    spend millions on marketing it :)
     
    wessie, Apr 22, 2005
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  12. Jackie

    wessie Guest

    Jackie emerged from their own little world to say
    No can do. I spent today in Hereford as my sister couldn't take my mum
    for her hospital check-up.

    I *hate* Stella anyway :)

    I'll email my phone no. Ring if you get lost. I might be able to help.
     
    wessie, Apr 22, 2005
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  13. Jackie

    Jackie Guest

    Received ta
     
    Jackie, Apr 22, 2005
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  14. Jackie

    Christofire Guest

    I'm sorely tempted as I just fancied getting pissed. Can't you do one
    round manchester instead, and we'll pretend?
     
    Christofire, Apr 22, 2005
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  15. Jackie

    wessie Guest

    Christofire emerged from their own little world to say

    You sound like a veteran of field research :)
     
    wessie, Apr 22, 2005
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  16. Jackie

    Christofire Guest

    I don't drink that much. Well, I can't remember drinking that much.
     
    Christofire, Apr 23, 2005
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  17. Jackie

    wessie Guest

    Christofire emerged from their own little world to say
    I was focussing on your "we'll pretend" comment
     
    wessie, Apr 23, 2005
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  18. Jackie

    Christofire Guest

    Ok. I'm lost now.
     
    Christofire, Apr 23, 2005
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  19. Jackie

    Jackie Guest

    I think wessie was trying to hint that all field research is made up
    anyway ie we really drink in manchester, but says its Wales..
     
    Jackie, Apr 23, 2005
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