Free Bed

When I moved into the house there was a single bed in the house that
the landlord didnt want. Having now got a new bed its getting in the
way so if anyone wants it then shout.

Its a single divan with two drawers. has the relevant firesafe tags
and appears to have been manufactured in 1999.

you'll have to collect from Bedfordshire if you want it.

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2nd hand bed? Eugh!

 

Have you slept in it?

 

Hope that ^^^^^^^^ isn’t a joke.

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Previously on ukrm, Champ said...

No different to sleeping in a hotel or around a friends place.

 

He's never stayed in a hotel, obviously.

 

yes. does that make it more or less likely to go?

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Depends.

Describe, in detail, what you were wearing at the time.

 

thats easy. nothing.

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**dribble**

 

I think you'll have no problems moving the bed.

Er... it does include the unlaundered linen doesn't it?

 

I am pragmatic in my approach to sleeping on mattresses full of other
people skin-cells, but I wouldn't choose to do it in the privacy of
my own home.

 

....or shagged a non-virgin.

 

bugger. Ive washed them. i could throw in the sheet from my current
bed if it'd get the thing out of the way. I could throw in some
underwear if that'd help too.

I'm fed up with clambering over the bed to close the curtains, get
clean knickers and socks.

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Previously on ukrm, pseudoplatypus said...

Who has?

 

You mean they never stay around for seconds?

 

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They were fit to be sold/given away? They weren't worn out?
I'm amazed!!