For the OCD sufferers

I made some toast this morning, and thought of you.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/58125090@N00/3274206008/

 

Aaarrrggggghhhhh, you git!

<fx:explodes>

 

you ****!

 

*applause*

 

I'm cool about the mess, but jam? bleuch.

 

I'd have thought the jamjar should have been properly stood on the
breadknife. And there's no Marmite, either.

 

Bloody good show!

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Excellent.

<heads off to contaminate the butter with bread crumbs
and get butter streaks in the golden syrup>

 

What, no toast sweat on the worktop?

Rank amateur.

 

LOL

Seems perfectly reasonable.



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And he's used some kind of board, so there's no chance of getting toast
sweat on the worktop. Amateur.

 

Arse. Must read thread before posting.

 

I'm glad I did before I replied with a ginge.

 

Is that a euphemism?

 

Nicely done

 

Walking back across the dock just now, a colleague pointed out a seagull
was "attacking the cormorants". We've both vowed to work the phrase into
a business conversation over the next few days and see if anyone bats an
eyelid.

 

Not unless you really work at it.

 

Magic, but true OCD sufferers wouldn't gaf, as it's not their own place.

MY uncle Judd's a classic OCD-er where even the crap in the boot of his car
is ordered by size and type. Oil (bottle-litre, one of) Rag, (folded and
placed directly in front of bottle (litre, one of). 2nd rag, just to one
side, but perfectly lined up. Cleaner than a new surgeons gown and used to
wipe the fucking bottle of oil should a drip DARE to make a bid for freedom.

Take him anywhere else and he barely seems to notice if things are out of
place or dirty.


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hah - I'll try that one too.

I was in a meeting earlier, and explained to someone that they'd "had
their soup of the day already".

They didn't bat an eyelid.

 

Heh. Nice.