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Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Mr. JayT, May 10, 2008.

  1. Mr. JayT

    Mr. JayT Guest

    Here's some facts, you want facts, ''you cannot handle real facts'.

    Most people don't know that back in 1912,
    ‘‘Hellmann's mayonnaise’’ was
    manufactured in England.

    ======First Fact=====
    the Titanic was
    carrying 12,000
    jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in
    Vera Cruz, Mexico,
    which was to be the next port of call for the
    great ship after its
    stop in New York.

    ========Second Fact=======
    This would have been the largest single shipment
    of mayonnaise ever
    delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great
    ship did not make it
    to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and
    the cargo was
    forever lost.

    ===========THIRD FACT=======
    The people of ''Mexico, who'' were crazy about
    mayonnaise, and were
    eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate
    at the loss.


    ===============4th FACT=======
    Their anguish was so great, that they declared a
    National Day of Mourning,
    which they still observe to this day.
    ==================================

    and lastly==TIM====the 5th FACT===

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on
    May 5th and is
    known, of course, as ‘‘Sinko De Mayo’’.
    =================================
     
    Mr. JayT, May 10, 2008
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    tomorrow Guest

    LOL!!! Good one, Beej.
     
    tomorrow, May 10, 2008
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    tomorrow Guest

    The Mexicans profited by the sale of two Coronas and two shots of
    Patron Silver tequila that I wouldn't have consumed had I not been
    mourning the loss of their mayonaise.
     
    tomorrow, May 10, 2008
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