So there I am, trying to have an afternoon kip when I hear the Neighbours from Hell in stereo at it again. One of them is a pimp and lives with his whore who commutes to Kings Cross every day. The other is an ex "John" of hers who still owes some money. Apparently he tried to pay her off with some old bike spares he had lying around. Obviously this wasn't satisfactory and the pimp sends his 2 dwarven messengers to get nasty. Running into the old perv's kids they mistake them for armed muscle in a surprise pre-emptive attack so it all kicks off. The midgets end up in some kind of a rolling ruck with the nippers and they come to a stop a-scrappin' and a-bitin' (Beano-style) in the nonce's house. Before things get really ugly a fat transexual, who'd been sucked though an airplane toilet while trying to get off on the vacuum flush, crashes through the roof and sucks them all dry in a state of post traumatic sexual ecstasy ,of the like seen in the shite film Crash.
