Fog lights

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by HooDooWitch, Nov 21, 2003.

  1. HooDooWitch

    Catman Guest

    That only really applies to front fog lights innit?

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    Catman, Nov 21, 2003
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  2. HooDooWitch

    Catman Guest

    AOfucking L

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    Catman, Nov 21, 2003
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  3. HooDooWitch

    Catman Guest

    100m according the to Highway Code

    at least that's when you should be using fog lights (and only then)

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    Catman, Nov 21, 2003
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  4. HooDooWitch

    jsp Guest

    I was wondering about this, since whenever I've followed cars with fog
    lights, they seem to produce a huge red ball of light in the fog.
    Hardly parallel to the ground..

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    jsp, Nov 22, 2003
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  5. HooDooWitch

    Pip Guest

    I've had a ponder too ...
    I have wondered that too, you know. I reckon sweller has the
    real-life answer in that it would be difficult to achieve separation
    distance between brake and fog lights unless every bike had an arse
    end the size of the Starship Enterprise ... looks onto patio, observes
    RF ... as you were then, nothing to see here ;-)

    However. In my humble opinion, fog lights - front and rear - are the
    work of Satan inasmuch as no fucker knows how, or when to use them.
    I've been driving vehicles with rear fogs since 1986 and have
    intentionally used them three times:
    Once on the M6 at midday in fog so thick that tail lights were
    invisible from 20 feet, rear fogs from about 100 feet. Everybody was
    driving very carefully at 25-30mph, rear fogs ablaze, keeping as far
    apart as they dared - so that the lights of the car in front were just
    on the edge of visibility. All three lanes were full of drivers doing
    exactly the same thing and I expect that their palms were as sweaty as
    mine.
    Once going over the Pennines in dense fog and heavy snow at
    midnight, again at 20 mph, alternating giggling and shitting myself
    all the way.
    Once going over Dartmoor on an otherwise clear and sunny August
    afternoon, when it was like driving through milk.

    I have seen thousands of cunts switching rear fogs on when they are
    manifestly not required - on damp motorways in nose to tail traffic,
    creating a wonderful pretty pink glow that blinds every driver behind
    - and has the dual effect of obscuring brake lights and causing
    following drivers to brake when they catch a glimpse of fog lights,
    assuming they are brake lights.

    Not to mention the cunts that turn them on for whatever reason and
    leave the bastard things on for weeks. They should be on an
    ignition-controlled circuit that resets to 'off' every time the engine
    is switched off, or even a time delay jobbie like heated rear screens,
    which automatically switches off after 15 minutes.

    I can see the point of having them, however - when you're on a
    deserted motorway in the wee small hours and fog descends, rear fog
    lights might just stop the BMW projectile piloted by a pissed, stoned,
    knackered rep who has had his foot on the floor for the last hour
    ramming you up the chuff - but I do wonder how many lives these things
    have contributed to saving - against the number of accidents they have
    contributed to,

    And don't start me on the front fog 'cruising/driving' light brigade.
     
    Pip, Nov 22, 2003
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  6. HooDooWitch

    Hog Guest

    So what is the Rat dip beam light then?
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2003
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  7. HooDooWitch

    Pip Guest

    <puzzled>

    It is a projector headlight. Identical to the main beam light next to
    it. Or are you referring to the sidelight, which used to be a Ford
    Consul 375 reversing light many moons ago, now equipped with a 5W
    bulb?
     
    Pip, Nov 22, 2003
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  8. HooDooWitch

    Hog Guest

    No the headlight. You mentioned it had a beam cut off which satisfied MOT. I
    wondered if that was a fog pattern?
     
    Hog, Nov 22, 2003
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  9. HooDooWitch

    Pip Guest

    No, it doesn't look like it. It yields an oval spread with a
    horizontal cutoff at the top only, provided by a piece of metal
    between bulb and lens, as is the way with projectors. It doesn't
    spread widely enough to conform to a fog pattern(1) nor does it cut
    off at the bottom of the spread.

    And it is non-functional atm. Thanks for reminding me, I'll have to
    sort that tomorrow. Arse.


    1. I used to have two fogs under the bumper on my old road rally car,
    angled inwards across the car which would light up the verges when
    cornering on the handbrake - the only way to see round corners ;-)
     
    Pip, Nov 22, 2003
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  10. HooDooWitch

    christofire Guest

    If there's endless traffic going to the right and nothing coming to the
    left then I'd do it. I see it as immediatly starting to filter.
     
    christofire, Nov 22, 2003
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  11. HooDooWitch

    christofire Guest

    They also seem to think it looks cool.
     
    christofire, Nov 22, 2003
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    Catman Guest

    Though he is right with respect to front fog lights.....

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    Catman, Nov 22, 2003
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  13. HooDooWitch

    Catman Guest

    Mine have been used a little more often than that, but maybe once or
    twice a year, tops. It depends, of course, where you live and your
    driving habits.

    Incredible how most of them seem not to notice innit?
    I'd be happy with headligh controlled. Turn the headlights off, and
    the fogs go off, and *stay* off until relit.
    Wankers, all of them

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    Catman, Nov 22, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    Aye, I'll go for that - iirc a Transit (or was it a Volkswagen) van I
    hired had it set up just that way, with the rear fog switch
    effectively being another notch on the end of the switch, as it were:
    the rotary switch had to be pulled out to illuminate the rear fogs.
    That was OK in itself, however the warning light for 'rear fogs on'
    consisted of a microscopic orange LED in the switch itself, which lit
    up a tiny bulb icon on the switch. The switch being at the extreme
    right hand end of the dash meant that the warning light was hardly in
    the driver's line of sight.

    How about making the warning light more obvious, akin to the hazard
    warning light flashy red thing? That might control the fuckers.
     
    Pip, Nov 22, 2003
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  15. HooDooWitch

    Stritchy Guest

    My old Citrus BX had exactly that. The final notch was a *deliberate*
    movement through the gate (as it were), so that you couldn't
    accidentally put them on.

    Damn good idea, why don't all manufacturers do that?

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    Stritchy, Nov 22, 2003
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  16. HooDooWitch

    Champ Guest

    Or even better, pull it on and off to create a flashing effect
     
    Champ, Nov 22, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    I was spelling it the American way, to be erm, continental.
     
    Ginge, Nov 22, 2003
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  18. HooDooWitch

    Pip Guest

    In that case, why have I seen so many shiteold (dusty blueandrust,
    usually) Renaults and Citroens with French plates indicate to move out
    - and then keep the indicator flashing all the time that they are over
    the white line? A peculiarly French habit ime, that istr you
    acknowledged some time ago.
     
    Pip, Nov 22, 2003
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  19. HooDooWitch

    Platypus Guest

    One of the old Merc coupes had a switch that set the headlights flashing
    on and off on main beam, presumably for outside lane work...

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    Platypus, Nov 22, 2003
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  20. HooDooWitch

    Platypus Guest

    I think that cars with two rear fogs tend to have them on more often
    than those with a single fog on one side - presumably they're
    embarrassed by the asymmetry. This doesn't seem to be a problem for the
    cruising light brigade - I see lots of them running two driving lamps
    but only one functional headlight...#

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    Platypus, Nov 22, 2003
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