FOAK: Wine

"Smoother than a cashmere codpiece"

 

We have a winner.

I'm sure there's a story in there somewhere.

A most excellent post. I'm sure we'll drink red as it just seems filthier and
even though she pretends to be classy, often these ladies can be filthiest of
all. Summary of recommendations includes: Merlot, claret, Rioja, or Shiraz if
going for anal on first date.

So, er, why does anyone *not* drink Shiraz?

 

Actually, I suppose you could alternate celery splints with asparagus
spears down the Jap's eye. Might want to whip it out before the
vinegar stroke I suppose, as a blowback might take a bollock off.

 

Aye. Rothmans, for preference. Or Peter Stuyvestant.

 

you don't reckon you could just fire it out?

 

in an /Escort/?

Nah, got to be lukewarm bottles of Pils.

 

that'd do it - the yellow-labled one.

**** - would you stop agreeing with me.

 

You had me at Hello

 

hmm - I've not tried.

BTW, in case you're ever in the Borough High Street/London Bridge
area, and fancy Meze, the place I mentioned is this:

http://www.hibarestaurant.co.uk/home

very, very good value for money for pretty good food.

 

it's a little intense.

I fucking love it.

 

I was thinking Sobranie Cocktails - it's the cigarette the Escrote
Cabrio was invented for.

 

pity he's fucking ancient.

 

K cider...

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And you would like to inspect her from the inside...

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Nige,

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I fucking love Merlot.

Didn't. So there

 

# I want a doctor
# To take your picture

 

I don't think you can go wrong with this, unless the date in question has
her own requests.

 

Ignoring all of the pisstaking cnuts, look for a South African White
somewhere in the middle of the price range. Avoid the cheaper ones
and you will get a decent drinkable (or even quaffable[1]) wine that
nobody is likely to object to and most non-winesnobs will enjoy.


[1] Quaffing is a bit like drinking except that you spill more and
the atmosphere is more rowdy.

 

Will you fuckers quit it with the Pratchett quotes. It's not big and
it's not clever.

 

wrote:

Yeah, because all mid-priced white wine is the same, right?

If you ordered me a sauvignon blanc I'd pour it over your head. If you
want inoffensive it's chardonnay all the way.