FOAK: Serious Questions, regarding mental issues etc.

Och WC that's not even trying!! )

'Hog

 

Yeah, well this is a mental health thread, innit. Just to add salt to
the wound, she lived 130 miles away and I used to go up there about
twice a week, even in the depths of winter on a CB400.

She was the stereotypical "neighbour from hell"[1], too.

I believe I've gone over it in another thread somewhere where Ginge
pointed out that she lived in Peartree which is apparently the worst
area in Derby.

[1] Her kids used to smash the neighbours windows, the neighbours
chucked dirty nappies over the fence, that sort of thing.[2]

[2] I really must've been off my rocker.

 

One of the worst.

I didn't realise she looked like Father Jack, FFS geezer.

 

Oh my good god. Fucking hell. WC, you ****. You moron. You fucking
fucking ****. Stupid fucking ****. Honestly...


...get a better newsreader, ffs; one which doesn't wrap URLs.

 

Indeed. But when I started to cut & paste the URL, IE found this in my
history:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgD3...531wvGW!mA/Noodles.JPG?dc=4675405806983740598

 

Only ecclipsed by certain parts of Mickleover...

 

Wouldn't have a clue, I don't know my way round Mickleover

But - Chaddesden... Allenton...

 

Yeah, "Noodles" is on the same site.

 

Ye gods man, that is really awful.
I bet you were popular taking that to Pig Parties.

 

Eh? I thought you lived there?

I'll have you know I was born in Chaddo... oh, right, I see.

 

Not *quite* what I expected, but yes.

I was going to put them on my webspace because the URLs really were too
long but the shame of having to admit they were on my computer is more
than I can contemplate.

 

We didn't go out.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Doesnotcompute

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"My Dad flies bombers and he'll come and bomb your house".

 

No, Sunnyhill / Littleover..

heh.

 

Sounds like a real catch.

'See children, drugs are bad, mmkay...'

 

Oh, right next to Peartree then...

It always amused me how people would claim to be in Littleover wnev
when they actually lived about three meils down Peartree Lane. Bit
like all those Wembleyites who claim to live in Harrow.

 

Never mind your eyes... what about my terminally damaged monitor???

 

There's something just not /right/ about posting pictures of
ex-girlfriends in a "laugh at them; they're ugly and poor" context.

Then there's also the context of it's not /right/ to admit to one's own
failings in such an open and unabashed way.

Yours in astonished admiration with added admonition...

 

Is that actually a woman?