FOAK: Microwaving cats

How long can a cat survive in a microwave oven?

 

Wattage?

Si

 

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It depends whether it belongs to a chap named Schrodinger.

 

Depends how long you cook it for.

 

About 4 minutes in defrost mode with an 850W model.

Of course you've got 8 more attempts after that.

Make sure you use a studded collar for that added sparkly effect.

 

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

 

If you don't switch it on, I'd imagine quite a long time.

 

Spamming ****.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Mungo \"two sheds\" Toadfoot"

I'd have thought an adult cat would survive longer.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Bloody well done, that's right down there with Eaton's nan.

 

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He's at it again!

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Mr. Fantastic"

<takes bow, blows kisses>

Thank you, thank you, ...

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Filleted or on the bone?

Tony

 

Schrödinger's microwave has two cats, one dead and one alive.
One eats the other so when you open the oven there is
either a fat cat or a pile of bones.

 

Just extracting the Mick!
I actually thought it was something like that.

 

I _do_ have a life, honest!