FOAK: Etiquette Question

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Pip Luscher, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. Pip Luscher

    Pip Guest

    <waxes moustache>

    "For kissing a man with an unwaxed moustache is like eating an egg
    without salt".
     
    Pip, Dec 1, 2006
    #21
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    Cane Guest

    Pull over and blow your nose you chav!
     
    Cane, Dec 1, 2006
    #22
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    Back in the days when I used to be a 'TWO' and ride all winter this was
    often a problem. I used to have two silk balaclavas. One to wear and one
    in the wash soaking the snot out.

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    Pete Fisher, Dec 1, 2006
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    Eddie Guest

    I thought it was "kissing a man without a moustache"?

    Personally, I prefer being kissed with lips, but whatever floats your
    boat.
     
    Eddie, Dec 1, 2006
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    Catman Guest

    Where does the discerning gentleman buy moustache wax from?

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    Catman, Dec 1, 2006
    #25
  6. You fool. It would be part of his regular delivery from Fortnum and Mason,
    delivered by pantechnicon.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 1, 2006
    #26
  7. A moustache wax shop for the discerning gentleman of course!

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 1, 2006
    #27
  8. Pip Luscher

    Catman Guest

    Nice, both of you :)


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    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Dec 1, 2006
    #28
  9. Why, he sends his manservant out for it, of course.
     
    Soylent Green, Dec 1, 2006
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  10. Pip Luscher

    Pip Guest

    I really have no idea, old boy. One assumes that one's manservant
    sends the footman out for it.
     
    Pip, Dec 1, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Pip, Dec 1, 2006
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    Eddie Guest

    Eddie, Dec 1, 2006
    #32
  13. Several. Sadly they are only fencing sabres (and an epee on the way)
    and thus not sharp but I'm sure that wouldn't deter a chap of your
    resourcefulness.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 1, 2006
    #33
  14. I say! Surely all a chap needs to do is wander out into the arctic
    night in his underpants?

    If it's good enough for our Gallant Explorers it's good enough for me
    eh what!
    Most civilised of you but it wouldn't be the same. One clears up ones
    own problems.

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 1, 2006
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    Alison Hopkins, Dec 1, 2006
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    Eddie Guest

    I'll just club myself to death with the handle.
     
    Eddie, Dec 1, 2006
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    Phil Launchbury, Dec 1, 2006
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    Phil Launchbury, Dec 1, 2006
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    Catman Guest

     
    Catman, Dec 1, 2006
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    DR Guest

    <waxes lyrical>

    That's an awful lot of wax.
     
    DR, Dec 1, 2006
    #40
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