FOAK: Etiquette Question

Back of fingers of left hand while sniffing the rest up.

Note that this can make thigs worse if it's raining.

 

When making progress down a road, what is the correct way to deal with a
runny nose. Cuffing it is a tad tricky...

 

Sniff *really* hard, hawk, spit.

It usually works best with an open-face or flip-front lid.

 

Pip Luscher came into sight through the beans and said

*Thigs*? me thinks you may have a code in da nose...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pikey Joe

The pavements in my local town are awash with globules of gob from the
Neanderthals Untermensch who appear to have no ability to blow their
noses.

Personally, I'd have the filthy cunts neck-shot, but I appreciate this
may be a minority position.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Probably not mine - I don't usually ride on the pavement.

 

Bah! rubbled.

 

The minority becomes the majority after a bit of a "clean up"
Arbeit Macht Frei

 

Dribble. YKIMS.

 

Lick it.

 

A gentleman would utilise his moustache.

 

Moustache, absorbs it to be wrung out later.

For a more severe dribble, a full set is the way to go but may make
speaking difficult if it sets.

 

Bugger. A ginger moustache.

 

Bottom lip over top lip then suck it up.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Vegetable Grower belched forth and ejected the
following:

Wipe it wiv yer gluvv.

 

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<shudder>

 

Dirty sanchez?

 

Insert spare earplugs.

 

<Strokes moustache>

<Washes moustache>

Phil