FOAK: Colour Printers

I've owned one of the Kodak ESP printers for several years now, and
it's worked just great. Plus I've saved a bundle on ink without having
to go to the cheap, no name cartridges that tend give pictures that
fade before you can blink. I even bought another Kodak ESP printer for
my 85-year-old mother-in-law (to replace an Epson that failed when a
little plastic part broke), and she tells me that it's been working
just fine with better color than her old printer. When she had a
question on how to do something a bit complicated and couldn't reach
me, she called Kodak tech support, and they walked her through it.

 

OK sensible, beautiful and hopelessly unsuccessful.
Better?

From a towering position of never having been there I proclaim "shit
place to live". I mean worse than living in SNP Scotland and everyfink.

 

I wouldn't.[1]

[1] This may or may not be a lie, but she's not my type.

 

That's just to appeal to the rug-munchers.

 

heh.

 

There are compensations. The food is good, and the weather is too. The
skiing is probably a bit better than Scotland. Landscape... call it a
draw. Culturally, well, one is the northern bit of a small muddy island
in the Atlantic, and the other is one of the great historical centres of
civilization.

The authoritarian theocracy business sucks, it's true, although at least
in northern Tehran the young people seem to get on with life anyway.
What would worry me most about living in Iran would be the traffic. A
lot of the roads in Tehran have metre-deep storm drains beside them,
into which anything on two wheels is inevitably pushed. And Tehran is
the only place I have ever seen anyone reverse across a busy five-lane
highway.

 

It stops there for me, and the fucking religion of course.

 

I'll see what I can do.

 

I used to work with this chick:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Noor-Damji/773020366

(not a great pic) - she was absolutely drop dead fucking gorgeous, and
had a fantastic "all around the world" accent (though she was
"Persian", she was brought up and educated in Canada, which was an
interesting mix).

 

This girl...

http://images.google.co.uk/images?h...um=0&q=mieta jamali&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi


Had to do her community service working for my wife. Nnnngggghhh is
all I could say.

 

Jesus mate, you could go ski-jumping off that beak.

 

I bet your missus is a right stunner, eh?

 

I didn't think your current squeeze was too bad in that department.

(she doesn't read this, does she?)

 

I always thought Denise Masino was Iranian but I read perhaps not so.
She certainly has the sort of "beak" Champ might like.

http://tinyurl.com/n35gkb
NWS

 

I think he prefers them with the hips of a 13 y/o boy, not the cock.

 

Fortunately not

 

.... but she could read a hard-copy, yes?

 

Theoretically, yes.

<cancels idea to call into NE on way to/from Scotland in Aug>

 

As if anybody on this newsgroup would do such a thing!

 

Eh?
What the **** has that got to do with it? Is yours?