FOAK: Christmas Songs

As you may or may not know, I fucking hate Christmas more than I hate
Sainsburys. In particular I loath and detest Christmas songs, they make
me want to join Al Qaeda.

So, to make my life a misery, I have been asked to compile a playlist
of Christmas music for our musical hold. Trouble is, I can only think
of Slade & Wizard.

Shout them out then.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_music#General_Christmas_songs

 

Get hold of a Bob Rivers cd, eg:

 

Pretenders 2000 Miles
Jona Louie Stop the Cavalry
Greg Lake I believe in father christmas
Pogues Fairytale of New york



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Here's a whole load to*cough* download:
http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp

 

I *love* that one.

A Spaceman Came Travelling - Chris de Burgh, is it?
Mistletoe and Wine, if you want to make me homicidal.
Do they know it's Christmas, to make me even more murderous, especially
against that fuckwit Geldof.

Erm....

Ali

 

Johnny Mathis - When A Child Is Born.

**** anything else, just play that repeatedly for a 40 minute set.

 

Some particularly detestable ones:
Wonderful Christmas Time - Paul McCartney
I Believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake
Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid

 

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" by ol' blue eyes.

 

Crosby, shirley? If you're talking classics, then "Have yourself a merry
little Christmas". Which was used in some film as the backdrop to a soldier
being executed by firing squad. Still can't recall which film.

Ali

 

Jethro Tull Xmas album is on the list, but definitve track is 'Solstice
[1] Bells'.

Guadete by Steeleye Span - far too religious but v. atmospheric
In Dulci Jubilo Mike Oldfield - ditto

[1] <ducks missiles from Ace and Verdigris>

 

Another Brick in the Wall Part II was Christmas number one some time
back. Just bang /The Wall/ on. That should make your callers hang up.

 

Wasn't it Bing Carburettor rather than Frank?

The answer to "Do they know it's Christmas?" is that the Muslims
don't care and the Christians certainly do.

 

Bootsy Collins, eh? That *has* to be brilliant.

 

Nat, IIRC, but I'm sure they all sang it at some point.

 

Jeez, you are fucking evil you are.

 

Doesn't Mariah Carey have a nice little Christmas CD?

Muahahaha, that'll get you to join AQ doublequick time

 

Employ more people to answer the phones so you don't *need* a fucking
musical hold. ****.


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At a guess ... "Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence" ... but it is a guess.

 

don't you need a PRS licence for that?