[QUOTE="platypus"] I'm not bothered about the names of the products on offer. It's the use of "can I get...?" instead of "could I have...?" that irritates me. The "get" format also seems to preclude the use of "please" anywhere in the sentence.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I got that, and I feel your pain. I just felt the need for a Dennis Leary quote, is all.