Five words... Just five words...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8462822.stm

'The Iraq Inquiry met behind closed doors to hear evidence from the
general who ran the British operations in the conflict, it has emerged.
Gen Sir John Reith said he should be allowed to appear without the press
and public present "for personal reasons".
A full transcript of his evidence was published with five words blanked
out, which the inquiry said was on "national security" grounds.'

I invite speculation as to which five words. My opening bids:

"Tony Blair's a lying ****"
"There never were any weapons"
"This'll be a fucking disaster"
"Exactly how high, Mr Bush?"

 

Heh. They've managed to censor the PDF properly this time at least.
In case you're wondering, it's on p5 of the Reith transcript.
http://www.iraqinquiry.org.uk/transcripts/oralevidence-bydate/100115.aspx

 

"I think we I'm fucked"
"If I grass I'm dead"
"They know where I live"
"They're holding my family hostage"

 

God made me do it.

 

"My dad's bigger than yours"


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"Who gives a flying ****?"

Do you actually care about what they say at this enquiry? I don't mean
do you think it's giving you some opportunities to point your finger
and laugh but do you *really* care about it?

I don't think the enquiry is exactly a waste of time but I think
reading transcripts is a waste of my time.

 

You fucking lying cheating ****

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Of course not. Nothing even close to "the truth" will come out.

 

Try harder, that only registers 40% on my Nigeometer.

 

"They paid me a fortune"

"My secret Swiss bank account"

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Having read the transcript..

"But he just repeats Blairl"


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"Stop the Israelis using Nukes"

 

Which, to some, would contain two superfluous words at the end.

 

Perhaps they would like to stop prevaricating and drop a few MT class
devices on the Iranians.