A127 east, lunch time, 80mph, page from broadsheet blown by truck wraps right round my bonce. Took a finite time to clear it which was scary. Half expected condiments to be slung at me. -- Clive GSXF 750 F GPZ 900 R KATANA 1100 GP 125 Is it only a dream that there'll be no more turning away?
Winging had a roast dinner thrown at him, is this a disturbing trend with cage drivers? Assault and battery by food stuffs! Omygodthinkofthespudsandpeasandcarrotsand...
Thank cod you weren't hurt. -- <8P Wizard Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG Golf GTi 16v ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24 COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1
Good job it hit you in the bonce and not in the Pollocks ! -- Regards Craig Cooke www.storm-imaging.co.uk Exciting, Fun, Creative and Informal Digital Wedding & Portrait Photography
I had a tin of red salmon thrown at me, and a bottle of french wine and some shortbread biscuits, and some tinned fruit and some cheese. I told the police and they said I'd just been badly hampered!
A man was crawling across the desert, dying of thirst when he comes across a stall, 'Water, water', he pleads, the man at the stall says, 'I'm sorry, I've only got sponge cake'. The man crawls on to another stall, 'water, water' he cries, 'I'm sorry' said the owner of this stall, 'I've only got strawberry jelly. On the man crawled until he came to another stall, 'Give water, please, water' he managed to utter. 'Sorry', said the stallholder, 'I've only got custard'. The man managed to crawl a few more yards to a final stall. His creaky voice said 'Water, I must have water'. 'I've only got hundreds and thousands' declared the stallholder. 'One of you must have water, surely', croaked the man, The stallholder replied, 'Well, it is a trifle bazaar -- Regards Craig Cooke www.storm-imaging.co.uk Exciting, Fun, Creative and Informal Digital Wedding & Portrait Photography
On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 20:39:42 +0000 (UTC), "Craig Cooke" (Snip) FFS Craig, if you're going to post unfunny shite, at least do it ion accordance with froup conventions. Go and take a look at the FFAQ at www.ukrm.net. Stat. -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Sense of humour bypass ? What are froup conventions ? -- Regards Craig Cooke www.storm-imaging.co.uk Exciting, Fun, Creative and Informal Digital Wedding & Portrait Photography
Well, it was ancient and not very funny, eh? You've lurked and not seen? Froup = group = newsgroup. You're posting at the bottom and leaving attributions and context which is good, but you're omitting the vital practice of snipping signatures: the often incomprehensible bit of blurb at the end of a lot of people's posts. A proper sig is preceded with a separator or delimiter, consisting of a dashdashspacereturn which proper newsreaders recognise and remove from replies. If your reader doesn't do it automagically then you are constrained to do it manually - remove the sig and its separator from replies you make. Easy.
