First Knee Down Experience - Woohoo

Having checked the weather this morning I decided to try one more time
to GMKD before it pissed down. I was obviously nervous knowing full
well that the Karma Fairy had come back my way but decided to give it a
go.

Having hooned up and down the dual carriage way to heat up the tyres
(Hard exceleration, hard braking tip thanks Molly) I glanced at the
front brake reservoir (Yes I actually fucking looked) to see the Karma
Fairy. She, not he, had taken the image of little Kylie and was looking
rather sexy and was giving me the thumbs up.

So, pass the Police headquaters and approaching the first roundabout I
start to get in position remembering what Molly said on her write up
and how Cammo looked the other week. Feeling good, scrub of some speed,
roudabout clear, tip it in. Its going good, bikes stable, knee stuck
out, hanging like an ape, just a bit more lean and screeech.

RESULT.

Its at this point that I shit myself for some reason. Having spent so
long to do this when it finally happens I have a sudden urge to pick up
the bike. Kylie's face turns to cammos with horns who's laughing his
cock off and I pick up the bike. So rather than going round the
roundabout I go straight on up towards the mud track of a road to the
Crem.

Thank **** I didn,t drop the bike again so come to a stop to have a
word with the said Karma Fairy. Little Kylie is there giving me the
thumbs up to try it again and having looked at the lack of damage to
knee slider decide I must try harder.

Second attempt is poetry in motion. Up to roudabout, into position, tip
bike and screeech all around. I'm a happy bunny, kylie's giving it the
thumbs up so everyones happy. Get home, oil the chain, put the bike
away and then the thunderstorm (Complete with hail stones) happens.

Kylies sat on my shoulder know discussing ways in which to repay her.
It'll probably involve some kind of food offering with candles around
and a deviant sex act on the missus.

Woohoo, bikes rock.

 

wrote:

Excuse the spelling. I'm excited.

 

It seems to work.

It may not be BIG. It may not be CLEVER.

But it's a great feeling. Well Done.

 

'The temptress'. It's a cunning old ploy.

Adopting a position of 'stunningly handsome' then? Good job. Not sure
how much it helps mind.

At last!

My face is enough to put you off your stroke? Interesting.

Puss, wuss, pansy foo-foo, big girlie la-la, wanna teddy for your
handlebars too?

You are indeed a riding god.

Try to get rid of my mental image before you partake in too much
deviancy. It wouldn't do for /both/ of you to be thinking about me.

Mightily.

FWIW, pick your practice roundabout carefully. You can end up whizzing
round them at some speed, taking emerging car drivers by surprise.

 

Molly wrote:

Thanks. It does feel good to finally do it.

 

Cammo wrote:

On this occasion she looked after me. Bless her.

Yes I was.

Don't ask me why it was a surprise, it just was.

Yes I was and no I don't.

Not quite but I am trying ;-)

Good point. I try not to think of you, however, if the missus calls out
your name I'll let you know.

The speed was a surprise but good fun. Roll on the next dry day.