Final EOSM preperation

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by AndrewR, Sep 10, 2004.

  1. AndrewR wrote:
    Not me. Well, not lately.
     
    Paul Carmichael, Sep 10, 2004
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    Sorby Guest

    *Thought* I recognised you ... I never forget a font-face.
     
    Sorby, Sep 10, 2004
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  3. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    Funny, I can't picture you, but I know exactly what your girlfriend's tits
    look like.
    Nice to meet you Chris.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Sep 10, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    I doubt you do - you've never met my girlfriend.
     
    Christofire, Sep 10, 2004
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  5. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    While it's tempting to say "That's what you think" I think we both know who
    I'm talking about.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Sep 10, 2004
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    ogden Guest

    Molly?
     
    ogden, Sep 10, 2004
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    mups Guest

    Colin Irvine says...
    I never know how to introduce myself so I sort of say 'Chris err Mups'
    "Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride"
     
    mups, Sep 10, 2004
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  8. platypus wrote
    They did it for me when I went with a row of staples up me chest. I
    don't see why they can't do it for you.

    Mind you having the cunts open a book as to whether I would last the
    whole weekend was taking the piss a bit I think.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 11, 2004
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    Oldbloke Guest

    My stratedgy is call everyone "mate", and engage them in light conversation
    whilst trying desperately to pick up a clue as to who the **** they actually
    are. IRL this can be a dodgy game to play, works far better on the phone.

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    Oldbloke, Sep 11, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    Yes, I do. But "I've seen her tits" is hardly a unique boast.
     
    Christofire, Sep 11, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    I think there was supposed to be a joke in there somewhere, when this thread
    started.

    Now it looks like we're going to have to fight to the death at the EOSM.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Sep 11, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    Oh, I know. It's been strangely amusing watching people squirm when
    they bring *that* subject up though. I was wondering if it could be
    done via Usenet.
    Swords, pistols or vomit at dawn?
     
    Christofire, Sep 11, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Nah, I wasn't squirming. I feel no shame at all that she got them out and I
    had a gawp :)
    I've finished packing the bike and I don't have room for a sword or a
    pistol, so I guess it will have to be the vomit.

    I've never been sick through drinking before so it's a bit of a challenge.


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    AndrewR, Sep 11, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Nobody actually likes me enough to bother.

    Thank ****.
    Were you not playing up the "I could die at any moment - wanna see my scar?"
    bit? In which case, /not/ running a book would have been reprehensible.
     
    platypus, Sep 11, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    Hah, wait 'til you tasted the w@@d...
     
    tallbloke, Sep 11, 2004
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  16. AndrewR

    Christofire Guest

    Much as I like you rog, I'm not going anywhere near your wood.
     
    Christofire, Sep 11, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    Or my bush?
     
    tallbloke, Sep 11, 2004
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  18. platypus wrote
    There is that I suppose.
    Yebbut there was wimmin around, I could hardly be expected to do
    anything else could I?
     
    steve auvache, Sep 11, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    You are Champ AICMFF EOSM-coinciding ailments.
     
    platypus, Sep 11, 2004
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  20. platypus wrote
    Snot just the BOSM is it? Look at that pathetic stunt he pulled at the
    BOSM this year. Broken collar bone indeed. I saw him at work on the
    nurses in the hospital mate. Kin tart.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 11, 2004
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