Female Squirters

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Hog, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. Hog

    Beav Guest

    Don't drink anything.


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    Beav, Sep 12, 2006
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    Slider Guest

    [snip]
    ....and if it tastes like Budweiser, then the case is closed?
     
    Slider, Sep 12, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    <fx: rummages around>

    Bugger, where was her email address again?
     
    Cab, Sep 12, 2006
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    It's quite likely that muscle contractions could cause a bit of a squirt ,
    but when we are talking fountains that seems unlikely
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Sep 12, 2006
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    Presumably , going to the loo and emptying herself out first would help with
    this diagnosis?
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Sep 12, 2006
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    Cane Guest

    "First modern explanation of female ejaculation came from Dr. Regnier
    DeGraf. He wrote about the urethra being pierced by large ducts through
    which fluids are discharged occasionally in large quantities. Dr.
    Ernest Grafenberg who discovered G-spot found its stimulating could
    lead to explosion of fluid from the urethra. It was described as large
    quantities of clear, transparent fluid expelled not from the vulva but
    out of the urethra in gushes. First he thought it was bladder sphincter
    became defective by the intensity of orgasm. But then fluid was
    examined and it had no urinary character but it was secretions of the
    intra-urethral glands. "
     
    Cane, Sep 12, 2006
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  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cab belched forth and ejected the following:
    You make it sound like there was stuff worth reading before!
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 12, 2006
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  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Big Dave belched forth and ejected the following:
    Nah, Viv.
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 12, 2006
    #28
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    Pete M Guest

    In
    It's piss, it tastes better than Budweiser...


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    Pete M, Sep 12, 2006
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  10. Google for 'female ejaculation'. Sounds like your mate has a winner in
    the moistness stakes.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 12, 2006
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    chrisu Guest

    beat me to it
     
    chrisu, Sep 12, 2006
    #31
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    ChrisDC Guest

    We have the English Channel for that, TYVM.
     
    ChrisDC, Sep 12, 2006
    #32
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    raden Guest

    raden, Sep 12, 2006
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    TMack Guest

    In this case its protection from the incontinent thats needed.
     
    TMack, Sep 12, 2006
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    Scraggy Guest

    Or even the incontinent.
     
    Scraggy, Sep 13, 2006
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    Hog Guest

    All been tried, it deffo isn't piss by smell, taste, availability. A bit
    off googling confirms the phenomenon and quantities up to a litre. "Well
    I never"!!
     
    Hog, Sep 13, 2006
    #36
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    Cab Guest

    That joke is has leaked all of its humour now...
     
    Cab, Sep 13, 2006
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    Scraggy Guest

    Yes, I was pissed off to find it further down the thread.
    Graphics card blows up and it takes days to catch up. I hate technology me.
     
    Scraggy, Sep 13, 2006
    #38
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    BGN Guest

    Yes but what is it?
     
    BGN, Sep 13, 2006
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