Female Squirters

Right ok while we are doing WC and the 30 stone mingers can we just get
all related matters out of the way.

I have this mate and he occasionally shags this super fit athlete type
blonde. Catch is she can only be serviced in the bath/shower, outdoors
or in a room with a leather settee, wooden floors and several large bath
towels.

Squirting doesn't quite cover it. This is not your regular excited woman
getting a bit damp. This is your regular Tsunami, repeated over and over
again and with uncanny force. A room with a low ceiling could be a
problem.

He would like to know just where the **** it all comes from. Where is it
stored. No Camelback has ever been detected. It evidently isn't piss. A
mere bladder could never hold so much anyway. WTF is going on.

 

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Is it me, or have standards just taken a nose dive here? Not just
slipped, but absolutely plummeted.

This isn't uk.rec.motorcycles.pervy-stories, y'know.

 

Yeah, right.

 

It's you. You've done nothing to protect us from this filth and
depravity.

 

My apologies. But it's a tad difficult protecting the English nation
from the continent.

 

Hog wrote:

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Is her name Carole?

 

Cyntheria is the girl to watch

 

do you know the answer to the question, though?

 

I'll try and seek comfort in that, as our nation drowns under a sea of
female ejaculate. I hope you feel happy now.

 

I used to see someone similar.

Great at first but the novelty wore off pretty fucking quickly.

According to Cosmopolitan it *is* piss.

 

Wouldn't nappies do it?

 

I can't see how it could really be anything else.

 

says...

I've known a couple. Thankfully I wasn't with either too long for it to
be anything more than a novelty.

 

She's just pissing, which is obvious if you freeze the video and zoom in.

....erm, apparently, so I've heard...

 

Certainly tasted like it.

 

Hog wrote:


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Just tell him to video it, put it up on a website, and charge the pervs
for access.

 

Are we talking "internal combustion" here )

 

It's piss. Agree colourless and odourless but what else can it be?
Women carry sacks of fresh water in their bodies unkown to all
anatomists over history?

 

for christs sake!!! I'm eating!!!

 

It's piss. Try tasting it and then tell us it's definitely not.


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