FBOTY

I know I don't count in this, but I was at a practice track in Mildenhall
(great planes!).
Basically, someone overtook me (not unusual), the red mist came down so I
grabbed a handful.
The front lifted, I jumped off one bump, then the rear wheel slammed into
another bump which sent the front crashing
sraight into another bump (whoops for those in the know). The result was;
.. Me flying over the handlebars, but strange thing was, the bike was still
hanging on to my boots.
.. I tucked my head in and landed on my right shoulder, at the same time
kicking the bike away.
.. I then crashed through the ropes, taking out two wooden steaks.
.. When the marshall came over he found a fat lump on the floor, strange
thing was, I couldn't stop laughing.
.. I then bashed the levers back to their original position, started her up
and finished the lap.

The next time I went out I crashed four times, but nothing major.
My shoulder is fucking killing me today!

 

Are these ^^^^^^^^^^^^ the sort they serve at Beefeater?

 

Well I tried to eat them!

 

<snip rather tame attempt>

This is Alan Gower here:

Pah. It's about tme smeone won that award.

Alan T Gower

 

I'm trying really hard, Honest!