Fazer, sprog & me down,

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Boots Blakeley, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. Boots Blakeley

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Arse. GWS to you and yours.
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    Salad Dodger, Sep 16, 2005
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  2. Boots Blakeley

    platypus Guest

    The "Panic Dance".
     
    platypus, Sep 16, 2005
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  3. I don't think I'd have minded if she'd been driving and injured me.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 16, 2005
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  4. Swot I figured, they've said if the damage exceed ~£850 then it will
    most likely be written off. Currently insured for £1800 but I've no
    idea of a realistic value, other than more than they first offer :)
    I'll be calling the Police tomorrow to see what the current state of
    play is and suggesting that I'd like to see them pursue it.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 16, 2005
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  5. Boots Blakeley

    Badger Guest

    Much of what I want to say has been said, such as "arse", "shaft the
    bitch with a 'due care and attention'" and GWS, but my main thoughts
    were for your feelings of guilt - I frequently take my girls on my
    bike, and I know I'd kick myself sore if I allowed anything like that
    to happen. Given how I ride, I surely will, too, one day.

    My other thought is on account of the fact that Cub#1 is in the
    process of learning for her own bike licence, and while she has met
    with the inevitable diesel on a roundabout and encountered a U-turning
    **** from a line of stationary traffic, she has yet to encounter
    anything *serious*. I'll be pointing her towards this thread for the
    various snippets from everyone.

    GWS.
     
    Badger, Sep 16, 2005
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Badger
    Fret ye not, old chap. We'll be here to offer consolation and support to
    her when it does.
    Oh. Damn.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 16, 2005
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  7. Boots Blakeley

    deadmail Guest

    <snip>

    ****. Hope all works out OK and the leg damage to your daughter is
    minimal.

    That's one of my real nightmares, stacking a bike with one of my kids on
    it.

    'course I've done this on a bit of private road where I hit my dog with
    both of my kids on a bike with no front brakes... Fortunately the only
    person damaged was me.
     
    deadmail, Sep 17, 2005
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  8. Boots Blakeley

    deadmail Guest

    Dunno. If she'd done something stupid I'd have been pissed off but if
    it was a straight choice between her being injured and me, I'd choose
    myself.
     
    deadmail, Sep 17, 2005
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  9. Boots Blakeley

    deadmail Guest

    deadmail, Sep 17, 2005
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  10. Boots Blakeley

    deadmail Guest

    Heh. Mine's able to do this next saturday.

    Mind you there's no fucking way she's getting on a bike. Which means
    I'll need to stump up for a car in a year or so.
     
    deadmail, Sep 17, 2005
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  11. Boots Blakeley

    deadmail Guest


    When I stop and think about it I'm glad in a way that I did a fair
    amount of tarmac-surfing in my teenage years, it hurt less then and
    damage healed faster[1].

    It'll give me things to think about and chuckle at whilst I sit in my
    own piss waiting for the nurse, suffering artheritic pains in about 5
    years time[2].



    [1] I skinned my shin slightly in July raising a slight scab. There's
    still a fucking scar on my leg. My regenerative properties have really
    slowed down in the last 10 years.

    [2] OK, maybe 20.
     
    deadmail, Sep 17, 2005
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  12. Boots Blakeley

    deadmail Guest

    The weather's changed and over the last week or so the roads have lost
    heat and are definitely offering less grip early in the morning.
     
    deadmail, Sep 17, 2005
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  13. Boots Blakeley

    frag Guest

    scribbled:
    I've got lots of scars from insect bites.

    I think in 10 years time I'd bleed to death from a paper cut :(
     
    frag, Sep 17, 2005
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  14. <VBG>

    About the only bits thus shiftable would be the brakes, I think.

    You'd have more luck trying to fence MZ bits.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 17, 2005
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  15. Boots Blakeley

    Owen Guest

    On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 06:57:38 +0100, Boots Blakeley

    snip
    Well if she didn't see that, it must be an open and shut case...








    You may wish to consider some personal body-tuning...








    ;-)
     
    Owen, Sep 17, 2005
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  16. Right, I've got a couple more but I'll go back and get some from her
    POV.
    Most of it's in the garage although I think the hospital chucked some
    of it.
    Will do, Emily's home with her leg completely plastered. She had a MRI
    today and we're back on Monday for the results and to find out what
    else she may need in the way of surgery/treatment. I'll get CIGNA on
    the case if it will either improve the outlook or speed up her
    treatment.
    Aunty Carol's solicitors have written to Emily already and phoned me
    this evening so they're on the case.
    Cheers, appreciate the thoughts and all the other folks that I've not
    individually replied to.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 17, 2005
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  17. Boots Blakeley

    Badger Guest

    "the Mending Apparatus was itself in need of repair."
     
    Badger, Sep 17, 2005
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  18. Boots Blakeley

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I'd just let the police and insurers get on with it in their own way
    and only create if the insurers suddenly started throwing problems in
    my direction.

    Going running to the police and trying to create problems by
    commenting on who was wearing glasses and who wasn't isn't something
    I'd want done to me in the event of an accident so I'm fucking sure I
    wouldn't do it to someone else.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Sep 18, 2005
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  19. Grr... Had a young kid do that to me in Canberra one night. I
    pulled out of the parking spot on the T500R as he and his father reached
    the central dividing line (30 feet or so from a ped crossing, IIRC). I
    aimed behind them and opened the throttle. Little blighter (10? or so?)
    heard the induction roar and exhausts of two 250 cc two-stroke cylinders
    -- and ran back across the lane to his mother still on the kerb! All brakes
    and squealing tyres I missed him somehow and through a quickly-rising
    adrenalin fog screamed at him never, *ever* to run back the way he'd
    come.

    When I got home a few minutes later, shaking like a leaf, I
    discovered my headlight was off...

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Sep 19, 2005
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  20. Boots Blakeley

    sweller Guest

    I'd been filtering through traffic and was stationary waiting for the
    oncoming traffic to sort itself. The car behind me decided to overtake
    the line so it could turn right and nearly skittled me off.

    I turned round doing the pointing at my eyes accompanied by various
    mouthed 'opinions' [1] I then whacked open the throttle to get out of the
    way straight into the path of a bus. Not at all cool and rufty tufty.


    [1] Had I been a proper biker I would have gone back to the car and
    raped the women; burnt down their houses and sold their children.
     
    sweller, Sep 23, 2005
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