Fatty

Ginge wrote

9st 12lbs and I haven't been trying.

 

Yeah, but I'm still younger than Champ.

 

Unfortunately not.

 

But you look younger.

 

<gloom>

No, they're fucking not.

<perk>

Not as grey, though.

 

Doesn't everyone?

 

<fx:blows kiss>

 

or with as much hair

 

Enough of that, just come and do my garden for me

 

I thought I'd retired now.

 

I'm always the last to know.

 

I could always send Charlie and her amazing dancing nipples round...

 

mups says...

Nor me, by 6 months.

 

Hmmmm, nipples...

 

Um, about the same really.

Pip's hair is better.

 

My clippers haven't been the same since.

 

They have only themselves to blame.

FWIW, my head hasn't been right since, either.

 

Was it 'right' before?

 

I had to use them the other day. As I took them out of the case I found
one lone ginger hair cowering in a corner, weep and wondering why it
had been removed from it's family.

Do you know how difficult it was for me to tell it that it was now an
orphan?

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