Just in case people have forgotten (including me!) It is Father's day this Sunday (June 20).
Why? It's not as if it makes any difference to them one way or another. Clinton Cards I could believe mind you.
Champ wrote Me. It means I have to be out all weekend in case any of the little bastards decide to visit.
"But what about, say, a nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine to one chance? "
I care, every father's day my two daughter cook me a "Father's day breakfast". This consists of: Fried slice, bacon, fried egg, black pudding, kidneys, sausage, baked beans, tomatoes with crusty bread and butter....LOJ. Good healthy start to the day, can't move for the rest of it though, D
That's because, like most Pratchett gags, he used it A HUNDRED TIMES IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK and it's hard not to recognise something like that. Isn't it time for another "Pratchett's shit" thread yet?