Farkin cage drivers!!!!!!!!!

this morning I left for work at the usual time 6.30 am twas raining too. My
house is the 2nd from the corner of the street which is the direction i go.
anyhow, i got to the t junction waiting to turn right when i noticed to my
left was a 4 wheel drive wanting to turn into my street although there was a
car wanting to go straight thru coming on my right ( i was at the bottom of
the "T"). Indicator on, foot on the ground and the 4x4 decides he wants to
race the oncoming car thru the intersection by cutting the corner. the fool
didnt even realise i was there, until the last possible millisecond, locks
the brakes up and 4 wheel drifts towards me. If the bike was fitted out with
a reverse i would have selected it but, as it was i dropped my bike to get
out of the way and the fool misses me by a twat hair..........didnt even
stop to offer an appology, just keeps going. no damage to the bike just my
nerves......wait till tomorrow morning hehehe

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Cheers
Dave

1991 ZZR 600
1991 EB Falcon wagon
1969 ZC Fairlane



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.wait till tomorrow morning hehehe


You think it will come that route in the next 4 mths you will be
waiting along time...

 

he has no choice!!!! lol go the dead end streets!!!!!!

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Cheers
Dave

1991 ZZR 600
1991 EB Falcon wagon
1969 ZC Fairlane



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[...]

I resemble that fuckup. Took my first forced commute (ie:
I didn't get to choose tot ake the bike to work) today,
and struck a mindless bitch who knew full well I was about
two feet off her front left indicator, 'cos she looked me
in the eye the whole time, but decided she was gonna have
the space I was in anyway, be buggered that I was there
already.

Long story short, I'm not happy with my road boots. They're
all leather and/or rubber on the outsides, and they don't
do any damage at all when you kick a car with them :-(

Maybe I'll get me some of those golfing shoes with the
pointy cleats in 'em. You can get those as boots, right?

G

 

dirtbike boots have the nice metal pointy bit on the tip
sure to do plenty of damage

 

Let me introduce you to a key called SHIFT. It allows all manner of extra
functionality with certain keys on the keyboard. Capital letters are a good
example...

Aaron
ZX6R

 

i always find punching the top of the wing mirror downward a effective way of alerting tin tops they notice there mirror hanging by the wiring

and as you do that scare the **** out of them, they swing Right, and
have the last laugh...

 

ifindtheuseofpunctuationincludingapitalstobequiteoverratedattimesalthoughitcanoftenmakeiteasiertoreadwhatpeoplehavewritt
en

 

not surprisingly, that's easier to read than most of the crap you post

Nev..
'03 ZX12R
'02 CBR1100XX

 

i saw the mongrel coming this morning so i had my bike sideways across the
lane!!! he missed me by a mile this morning and appologised for yesterday
too lol. but i like the mirror thing, thats tucked away for later use!!

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Cheers
Dave

1991 ZZR 600
1991 EB Falcon wagon
1969 ZC Fairlane



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You should have had a tin of Mr Muscle, that removes paint very well
actually....

 

Good way to get shot or worse.

 

I like this one better

Dont get mad. Get even.

Been carved by the braindead in multi lane traffic?

Here's a nice get square.

Alice St Brisbane.

Is the last street in the CBD.
Runs beside the old botanicals.
Was once a two way.
For many years now a 4 lane one way.

Takes you up to the Parliment house, the entrance to QUT, or out onto the
freeway.

About a mile from the port house corner to george street.
It is a real rat race run. Four lanes wide.

So on the day, a motorist does a 'no look lane change' on a rather hefty
brother on a big Harley.

'Igor' our bloke on the bike, takes exception to this, as you would.
Ducks and weaves to avoid the ass hole.
But renders either a big blast of air horn or expletives at close range.

To see the dipshit respond by hanging out a finger or some such.
Racing up the road chortling, as smug ass holes do.

Hmm. The lights at George St are red.
Our mate Igor is there too.

So he rolls the doggley onto its stand.
Flips open the leather saddle bag.
And produces a small handled bolt cutter.

Strides across two lanes of stalled traffic.
Up to the car of his tormentor.
Where he precedes to snip off the valve stems of both front and back tyres!

Which of course leaves our dipshit.
Stuck in heavy traffic with two flat tyres.

And our recently wronged mate Igor.
Back on his bike, and on his merry way!

You've gotta love a happy ending!

 

Buy A volvo.......

Hammo

 

eeewwwwwwwww

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Cheers
Dave

1991 ZZR 600
1991 EB Falcon wagon
1969 ZC Fairlane



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Ford owns Volvo! Besides, like I'd listen to someone that rides a sub litre
bike!

Hammo

 

uhhh yeah ok but i`m typing here and not speaking so......

 

....can anyone else hear something?

Hammo

 

your heading very quickly into senility!!!! lol

 

You forget that I am legally blind and so have a voice that reads the posts
to me.

I have assigned you your own "voice type".

Hammo