Farewell TS250.

Just departed E14 on the back of a pixietrailer.

<sob>

Nigel look excited when I started it as they arrived, bless him.

... and startled when the KH500 burst into life *again*.

I don't think it's been started so often since I've owned it.

The wedge of filthy lucre proffered by that Wicked Uncle will go some
way to putting a new rear tyre on the Blackbird, which decided to pick
up a big lump of flint this morning.

The balance goes into the CBX acquisition fund.


PS how gay is this?

http://www.salad.dodger.dsl.pipex.com/blimey.jpg

 

Utterly.

Thanks. I was just trying to imagine the worst bike possible.

You dun it man. Some folk just don't 'get' bikes do they. They just don't
underfuckingstand.
Idiots.

 

Hommus Maximus. Can you extend the effect up the fork legs with some
of that disco rope?

 

Someone appears to have lit a small fire under the rear end.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

I have to say that upon seeing this piece of electronic magnificence, I
had little choice but to shake Dodger by the hand and admit defeat.

I concede.

I have been comprehensively out-blinged.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

Escalate!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR

I need time... Must think...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

Salad Dodger wrote

<fx: sustained applause>

 

Sounds like a top idea: motorised fold-out aircraft-style steps,
suitable for a gentleman to mount his steed.
Highly polished and LED-illuminated, natch.

 

It is superb, isn't it? In a shiny ally, blue and red sort of way.

For the time being, obviously.

Wait till we can swing the TS on davits off the topbox, man.

 

Looks like the gay was turned up to 11 and the knob broken off.

 

Join MAG [1]. Protect and Survive.


[1] Mutually Assured Gayness

 

Very. More importantly: do you have a cup holder?

 

Not pink enough.

 

He's big, and he's Nick...

 

Heh.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

<VBG>

That's fucking excellent!

 

Have you sold the H1 yet?

Only while driving Eastbound near Clackett Lane this morning,
I saw a bike in the middle lane belching smoke from the RHS
exhaust. Getting closer, I saw it had two pipes on the right,
which had me wondering.

When passing, I could see it was a KH500. On the M25. In rush
hour. What's the tank range of something like that? Is the man
mental or due some kind of respect?

 

I dare you to take it to the Gay Pride march tomorrow to lead the parade
;-)

As Champ said - "I have not the words"

 

Guaranteed to get you bored out to a V8.