Fair play to the bikers on M5 last Sat

Picture this, M5 shut at J25 southbound sat afternoon 3.30pm
in the heat, people wandering up and down the motorway
having a chat, me in my air cooled car, police not even allowing
bikers down the hard shoulder to the front, chaos all around Taunton.

So bikers (about 6 i think) decide to offload there jackets, leathers
and boots to cool down, perfectly understandable in the circumstances,
but the girls also offloaded the same, so there was to very fit girls
walking
up and down in underwear, well it made the time i spent there a lot more
pleasant.

Alan

 

jpg?

 

Sorry, was with mother who was not amused.

Alan

 

We got a picture of you getting ready to go to work this morning

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/06/sorry_1_396x222.jpg

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

In fairness, we don't know how low Alan's standards might be.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

It's generally a start if they even have willies.

 

Er...

 

I'm assuming that they were pillion chicks.

 

compared to Alan's mum in this case, presumably.

 

Is your pillion not "very fit"?

 

You realise you've just stepped onto thin ice?

 

You will do. It might take a while but you'll be sorry.

 

Well put it like this, neither were over 30, both were slim, one had long
brown hair and one short brown hair, one looked like she had bigger
than normal (normal for me) boobs the other hardly anything, so fit in
this sense would have to be me giving them 7 out of 10 each.

Alan

 

My apologies, i guess they were as four bikes, six people, who
knows who was riding what (literally).

Alan

 

As Nige would say, ****.

Alan

 

Sure, I've been sorry before, and I'll be sorry again. I'm sure you
know exactly what I mean.

 

Niged by Alan.

If this was 1996 I'd have a sig number.

 

Lower than a daschund belly.

 

Ok, carry on sergeant major.

 

The one with the bigger than average boobs wasn't riding a black
GSXR600 K8 was she? Did she have the long hair?