Failed limericks

there was a northerner named Roger
he wrote limericks like a todger
he thought they were good
but they really pulled pud
if I want funny posts - I'll read Dodger's.

 

subject line says it all really

 

Limericks are wank
Haikus are where it is at
That shit fucking rocks.

 

Nah, Monorhymes are where it's at
if that ain't so you can eat my hat
and my shat
you fuckin fat
cat
hating twat.

 

I do not like your monorhymes
I do not like your rhyming lines
I do not like them in this thread
I do not like them being read.

I told you before
Haikus are the only way
Listen up y'****.

 

They are something I can do
But I'm not going to

 

Why do you hate my Limericks?
I do not like your dirty tricks
I do not like your Haiku crap
It's just as bad a gangster rap.

 

Hey, you can do both!

 

Again, Limericks shit on tallbloke
places posted poems
palendromic poems posted
places tallbloke on shit limericks again.

 

Err, thanks, I think, you c*nt (just in case) ;-)