Failed Ebay bid

Not 'alf. Another bloke was selling a seat and tailpiece for a Silver
CBX: £422.50 the pair. Bit rich for my taste.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..79553../..21469.../..31308.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR'06 Points: 75 Miles: 317

 

I was content to suck on her nipples

 

*Snort*

This could be funny.

 

"Could you please ship to Nigeria. Payment will be by Western Union..."

 

I feel ill.

 

Remove "large" please

 

Heh.

Been checking out another 1997-year 750 on Ebay - seller gave a mobile
number.

"How long have you had it?"

'Since February...'

"Is it registered to your name at the address where it can be seen or
collected from?"

'Er, no, it's still in my mate's name.'

"Why isn't it in your name?"

'Oh, I just haven't had the time. I bought it from my mate and I've
only ridden it once. He's a bike dealer. I haven't got around to
changing the logbook yet, but I've got all the paperwork....'

"Byeeee!"

 

Err, BiN? Wossthathen?

 

Buy it now - for a fixed price you can BIN, but the option to BIN
disappears as soon as the first normal bid is entered.

 

Ta for that.