Exxon Mobil reports:

..Houston.. ExxonMobil Corp, the worlds largest oil company reports that
the record making crude oil prices helped its first-quarter profit to
escalate to 17%.

No wonder you 'bastards'. Shit, gas prices at the pump, are almost $4
damn dollars.

Those 'sumBithches, could care less about American Cit'uh'zens.

If I'd been them, I would have not let that report get out. Most every
other business's are struggling, because of high gas prices, and those
'assHoles' are in high cotton, enjoying the high ass life....those F'ing
MF'ers.
(;>( MrJayTfuss.

 

It sher wud be better'n if dem MFrz wuz nationalize and takin over buy
the gubmint to be run of the peeps, four the peeps & buy the peeps, we
would haft lowered gas priceds and more moneys two.

rectum sore?

 

Wow, mr jt, you really got mad. Believe it's the first time I've seen you
this mad and for good cause too cause I also agree!!! Well, since Bush and
Chenni chin chin both like oil and making profits too, no wonder things are
in such a damn shape eh? Makes me want to jump up and dip snuff and spew it
out my butt hole at somebody. For those who voted for Bush, I hope their
dear hearts are still happy. Oh don't git me to keep on talkin' cause my
blood is startin' to boil just thinkin' bout it all. Anuther thang is those
CEO's are out buying $7000 shower curtains and most people can't even scrape
up enough to buy gasoline and food...

 

==== Hey ole racin' bad ass Tim,'Is your 'rectum' sore, too, about all
this high ass gas prices, that's actually Bush's 'damn ass'
fault....Hilliary will get the gas back down to 1.39.9 'in no
time....do ya' rectum, son?
heha.............MrJayTeeFuss. =

 

For me, I'm pretty well satisfied....

I'm satisfied to know that the same people who are crying and slinging
snot all over these gas pumps are the SAME ones who only 10 years
earlier were having this country spend $400 BILLION DOLLARS to find
that a married man will lie when asked on national television about
getting his dick sucked by someone other than his wife. I could've
saved this country an easy $100 billion and found the same thing.
Nope, instead...everyone wanted "integrity" in the White House. I'm
not pissed at Bush....he's done everything he said he was going to do
when he first ran for the office. "Let's go to the tapes"....review
what he said and you'll see he's done it.

With me having so little buying of gas out of my own pocket these
days, it affects me very little to have the prices where they are and
where they're going. Back in '00 when the prices creeped to $2/gallon
at the pumps, we had someone who was looking out for the people and
not being distracted by the bullshit. He stepped up against harsh
critics to keep the prices down and keep the gas companies from raping
the people. How do all of you Republicans/non-voting Democrats/
Independents like the "integrity" we have in the White House?

What I see coming up is a repeat though. We have to staunch candidates
in a fight for both their political careers and willing to step up and
hopefully do something. Instead of this country getting behind them
and staying on topic, we are having discussions about who came under
sniper fire in an embellished war story told to a closed group of
people and whether someone's pastor is racist and hates America. WTF?
Anyone who tells some story to some friends "embellishes" the story.
Those fish stories are whales who fought for over an hour on the line
and finally got into the boat damn near sinking it, and turns out to
be a 6" perch. And who agrees (like some zombie) with everything their
pastor says in a church? The great thing about this country is I am
free to go and find a church that suits me. If I don't agree with the
majority, I'm free to leave and go find something else. If I find one,
I would hope it woundn't be one that I'd agree 100% with. If I did,
why even bother showing up? It's like going to take a test that you
are given the answers to. WTF? Real quick, a good pastor is one who
you feel comfortable around, you can share ideas with and someone
who's there for you when you need him. Although I don't agree with the
particular pastor in question and would likely never sit where he's
at, I can't help but to know that this is a pastor who's not a "joe"
but one who has a large following and is very respected in the
theological community.

Now, these two topics are as relevent to what affects you/I in day to
day life as whether Pres. Bill Clinton got a "blow job". Get your
heads out of your asses and stay on topic. You want to get this
country back on track, that's how to do it. Otherwise, and while you
want all this "integrity in the White House", all you people wanting
to vote "for the man" are going to keep paying the high gas prices,
having shit for health care, enjoying the planet being destroyed, and
watching our soldiers being killed in a bullshit mess we never
should've been in (and I'd like to point out that I was never "for it
before against it" and was against it a lot longer than Obama ever
thought of).

As for me, I thought a little ahead and got myself in a position to
not be too affected by those prices. So, go sling your tears and snot
on those ballots this November and remember what you're really voting
for. It's not about whether someone can visit Selma and only have
white guys in suits show up, or who can embellish as war story, or
even what somenoe's pastor once said. It seems the only time anyone
wants something done by the government is when it affects them
personally....

 

I cain't wait for Hilray or Ubamda to git us back to$1.39 or even 39
cent gas. Aslo, those oil comanys will final be outta bidness. Then I
will buy an American SUV with a big v8 egin in it and drive it
everwhars.

 

As long as there's more and more people wanting to buy gas, the price won't
fall.
It won't take the Chinese long to match us in consumption.

 

BUt we all know that it is only Mr. Mission Accomplished and his
greety buds what is keeping the gast prices up. Soon as we throwed
him outta the while house, gast priced are going back to norm. For
shore.

 

I can hardly wait.
I'm also anxious to get some help with the loans that these greedy bastards
are now saying I need to pay back.

...louie

 

==so, in other words, you agree that the Bushes cannot too' soon,get
the hail outa Wash'ing'ton. However, if folks like Vic, and that other
actual Race Rider, Tim2Morrow, vote John Boring Ma'Cain in come
'lection time, the rest of us will have to put up with a third ass
term of that big spender B.S. Bush. (redneckin' Hi'tech laff,
MrJayTFuss)

 

Mister Fussy; I have awready publickly declared that I will vote for
Barrack if he is on the ballet on Nov. Now, that declaration may just
be imaginerry like all those other claims ive made in the past but it
might jist be true.

 

The Lonestarlyn comments: Mrjt...''since Bush and Chenni chin chin both
like oil and making profits too, no wonder things are in such a damn
shape eh?



==Aint that the truth. It's fellers like those over on the east side of
the country, Virginia, and them places, that think Bush is
something.......boy. Aint no doubt in my little' feeble mind, that our
leaders could do something about the high cost of a gallon of gas in the
US-of-A. You know, we dont live in no' foreign places, we live here.
Our dern government should do something....I really feel for the
truckers out there'a, cosing 'em up to $1500 to fill up their tanks. And
that trinkles down to higher prices for my much needed habitual coffee
breaks, and milk for the cereals.....hehehehhe
===MrJT====

 

==we dont give no shit about no chinese, hail' what's that got to do
with nothing. Theres 'nuff oil in the ground in Texas, and Alasker, to
take care of Americans.... MrJayT=

 

Hey Jerry? Let's vote Hillery or OBamma in and watch the gas go down to
$1.50 a gallon as someone has already said.And still many will not admit,all
the politicians are basically the same.Wanna see a sign of gas at $1.50 a
gallon again? Look at an old pic of a station.We will never get it that
cheap again.Just like the healthcare issues.Conservative or liberal.None
have corrected it.All have a fix,as they say.An't happened and won't till
the politicians are voted out of office.Term limit all the thieves.
There is an old saying that I am sure all that read the newsgroup have seen
or heard at least once in their lives.
"We must educate ourselves on our past or we will be bound to repeat it".
And we must learn from our mistakes.
I predict, as many others have in the past,we will repeat our mistakes over
and over again.
And I predict that by the year 2012,oil will be $250.00 a barrell and gas
will be over $10.00 per gallon.

Have I got an "AMEN" people.All you posters and non-posters.

Speak-up

Big Ed

 

What he said.... But, I'm not sure about the $250 a
barrel / $10 a gallon prediction though.

Actually, I'm really not sure why many are bitchin'
about the gas prices. I certainly recall in many years
past how the EU crowd has long suggested that the
US gas pricing should mirror that of Europe.

Well, that's pretty much what we've got, so where's
the problem. The only issue remaining is liter pricing.

I guess everything is relative:
http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/104996/Why-Gas-in-the-U.S.-Is-So-Cheap

Alternatively, I guess one could move to one of the
countries cited as having gas as cheap as $.12/gallon.

BTW. Where the **** is Swaziland anyway?

 

How cum were inportant nighon 60% frum them arabs now then? Yer
smartness gots me all befuddled!

 

Mebbe are gubmint could rebate to us the extra money were spendin on
gas. Mayjustbe Umbamba will do that, thats why im votin four him!

 

Brian: ''==so, in other words, you agree that the Bushes cannot too'
soon,get the hail outa Wash'ing'ton. However, if folks like Vic, and
that other actual Race Rider, Tim2Morrow, vote John Boring Ma'Cain in
come 'lection time, the rest of us will have to put up with a third ass
term of that big spender B.S. Bush.   (redneckin' Hi'tech laff,
MrJayTFuss)

that I will vote for Barrack if he is on the ballet on Nov. Now, that
declaration may just be imaginerry like all those other claims ive made
in the past but it might jist be true.''

==2Morrow, my ole' usenetter buddy from the east: You aint never
publicly said nothing' about who you like over here on these Texas
discussions......(that I recall)
-noneTheless, I mentioned Hilliary, thinking a feller like you wouldnt
want a N-Word for a President.

Actually, Tim, earlier I liked him better than Hilliary, up till lately,
<now> I sorta like 'her better, that's the way we indy'pen'dents are.

Either one would be interesting to have as President. ‘‘A Woman, or
a black' Man.’’ What say you? MrjayT=

 

Say Ed, I am impressed with your assesement, and your words and phrases,
instead of your witty one-liners....
Amen....I agree, there aint two bits worth of difference in any of them
polly'ticians, if and when they are elected. It don't take but about 6
months, and you'd swear that the same fool is back in there....hehehe

That's why I vote every other president election; like... for one party;
next time, the other one. It dont make much difference. heheh

I dont want any of 'em in there more than 4 years...and certainly, Not 8
dern years, that's wayyyyyy too long, for any of em to have a chance to
**** stuff up. MrJayT=

 

There ya go, if you wanna blame somebody, blame the Chinese, and all the
other formerly backwards ass countries that industrializing and using up
all the oil that it is our god given right to burn.

I suppose if you don't like the price of gas, you can always buy a
bicycle. And stop buying chinese shit from wal-mart.