Excuses excuses

I stopped to help a fellow motorcyclist pick up his bike yesterday after he
had been shunted (gently) from behind whilst he was waiting to enter a large
busy roundabout.

Anyway, the young lady drivers reasons for hitting the bike were; "he revved
his bike and didn't go" and "he wasn't dressed for motorcycling", maybe she
was Trinny, or Suzanna

Take care all.... and dress well, David

 

"He may not be dressed for motorcycling but at least he isn't dressed
in LAST SEASON, young lady" would probably add some anger to the whole
situation.

"He may not be dressed for motorcycling but at least there will never
be anyone on this planet as old, fat, ugly and ordinary as you" could
probably be applied in certain situations too.

"Are you a Catholic? He revved it and didn't go whereas you revved it
and did - a good Catholic always pulls out at the last minute"

 

Would not 'you myopic bitch' suffice ?

P.

 

It's just a symptom of brain fart under stress in a strange situation,
with the adrenaline going. Leads to odd utterances at times like that.
You should have distracted her by complimenting her on her arse, or
something.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

I sometimes use a variant of this when dealing with London's more
unscrupulous traffic wardens.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, David Thomas belched forth and ejected the
following:

I dress to the left but with an excuse like that I think I would've said
something along the lines of "You're obviously a stupid **** and I'm
going to call the police".

 

Don't try the Winston Churchill 'ugly' quotation on traffic policemen.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Eiron belched forth and ejected the following:

I don't know if I've heard that or not...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, wessie belched forth and ejected the following:

Oh yeah, I hadn't heard it quite like that but it's close enough.