Everyone stares since I started wearing a dayglo vest

Chastity belt?
Clem

 

Is that why fighter-planes attack out of the sun?
Clem

 

"Gap acceptance test" where you would think drivers would err on the side of
caution if they cannot judge an objects' travelling speed.
I guess reference points ( stationary landmarks ) are harder to converge
with a glaring object, if the object has a non-existant outline past the
glare zone.
Drivers *will* see a glaring bus than a glaring bike. If every driver
understood us as a tomahawk missle, then their perception will change
overnight.

Human eye perception is one thing, brain computation and physical reaction
is another. Delays in that chain, or incorrect input nearly always works
against us.

All too frequent we see the car that cut across us, continually moving
across our path even after we've established eye contact and been staring at
the driver for over three seconds. Funny that.


vifer

 

But I do realise that understanding that requires a bit of thought and

triangulation is the key

 

AL Get a decent newsreader!
Took me 5 minutes to decipher who said what!

 

Oh Sorry.... should I just have said "Fugg off you Cahn?"

(Still getting to grips with Newsgroup etiquette)

Phil

 

G-S
I meant should I have said that to IK...? not to you.

 

Why not. He was being a smartarse!

Moike

 

Welcome to Harsh Week...

You seem to be getting there (now you've just gotta lean that all bikes
are worth $3.50 and a kick in the nuts, and that shaft drive bikes can't
wheelie or counter steer)

big

 

"Paging Doug Cox, Doug Cox to the white courtesy telephone please"

http://www.google.com.au/[email protected]

big

 

"Don't start up with any of that red phone,white phone crap..."

Postman Pat

 

Her lips are sealed...

Postman Pat

 

Get fucked.


Everyone At Australia Post

 

<Ignore thread>

Postman Pat

 

How do they carry enough fuel? And why doesn't it explode? Wouldn't the
pilots be awfully old by they time they got here? and many other lame
questions

 

Brain freeze?

What group would these drivers belong in? Prick of a job the statisticians
must have trying to fit these ppl in a group.

vifer

 

The white phone is for loading and unloading passengers only. There is
no stopping in the red phone?

 

The missus got me the DVD for $7 the other day.
Clem
(and that's when I realised I had a drinking problem......)

 

[shakes head again]
If only......
Clem

 

Well DUHHH;.... they wait for night!!
Clem
(sheesh!)