Every Day is a learning day

Perhaps like Cargo Cults I'm the only person on the planet who hasn't come
across the sexual reference LBFM.
Apparently an acronym since the Vietnam war. Especially surprising given my
*considerable* predilection.

It was said to me only this afternoon. The first search result (well, one
would, wouldn't one) turned up lbfm.net/new/preview13.htm (NSFW) and a
regular pornucopia of utterly perfect proportions.

Darsy (and froup chubby chasers) are excused.

 

Most definitely not the only one.

<google>

When it comes to lovely oriental ladies, I think I'll stick with Japan.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

hey, **** off [1].

The last piece of pulchritude I referenced was Janina Gavankar, FFS.

[1] you have me confused with someone else, I think...

 

My inference was that you were bound to be fully conversant with the term, I
was not lumping you in with the CC. Though you may be FAIK.

<thinks>
I suppose JG may fall under the original acronym, though at 170cm......

 

not really your L*B*Fms, though...

 

I'm definitely not, by choice.

a little tall for sure, but she's pretty light[1].

You'd have liked my ex-wife: mixed race - half English/half Antiguan,
about 155cm tall, 55kgs, curly locks down to the dimple in the small
of her back. Mad as a box of frogs in a microwave. Loved cum.

[1] I still go along with my uncle's old maxim: "never **** anything
you can't lift".

 

I wasn't being "ist" Japan is deffo on the guest list

 

I'm now particularly sensitive and averse to *crazy*

That leaves lattitude for pulchritude so I'd add "with one arm"

 

I hadn't either.

<Googles>

Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

 

"Never **** anything with one arm you can't lift?"

 

Tut!

 

We call them chicken ladies

they're a fowl ****

 

That's a heavy arm

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

You know what, I checked that carefully first, not that I've anything
against LB's you understand.

 

Aah -them's called banshees

 

And that's where I'll be by sunday

flying out tomorrow