Etiquette

Hypothetically, when squeezing between a lorry and a Volvo
and accidentally brushing mirrors with the Volvo,
is it best to:

a) Swap insurance details.
b) Pretend it never happened and bugger off at high speed.
c) Stop and apologise.
d) Stop and suggest that the Volvo driver leaves more room in future.

 

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e) Take an axe to the Volvo driver's head. He's probably had it coming for
the last 20 years.

 

Be sure to be well dressed though.

 

Depends if you damage the mirror or not....

 

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....and in a posh part of town. Otherwise you might not make the news.

 

Depends if said Volvo has jam sandwich or Battenburg cake decals on the
sides, doesn't it?

 

Heh. In seriousness though, I tend to slow down and give a quick wave
to say sorry.

 

Do you live in Belsize Park?

 

The number and type of fingers I would display depends entirely on the
reaction of the volvo driver.

If he shouts and causes a fuss I would display my middle finger at full
extension while buggering off at high speed
If he gives me a dirty look I would display my middle finger at full
extension while buggering off at high speed
If he deliberatly tried to race me and cause me trouble and danger I would
display my middle finger at full extension while buggering off at high speed
In fact the only time he would get another recation is :-

If he didnt notice and I would pretend not to notice or
If he did notice but didnt seem to mind I would wave at him appologetically
(if thats possible)

Did you notice I FUCKING HATE CARS

 

Cab wrote

Call me a safety nazi but I prefer to have both hands on the bars when
wheelying.

 

Such respect for the laws of the country of which you claim to be a
citizen..

 

A combination of b and c. I'd not bother stopping though if it really
was just a brush. If there had been a really big clank, I'd stop
directly next to him/her and say to pull over and get my details then
bugger off in the other direction at high speed.

 

??????

 

<G>

 

*Stop* Volvo. They are in the wrong.

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-NickG
**Vidi Vici Veni**

 

You're a fucking disgrace, boy!

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When approcing volvos put leg in lancing postion and knock mirror off

 

That would explain yesterday's news...
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