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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. rod dyno

    rod dyno Guest

    I've recently got meself an R6, now if I tan through the gears it feels like
    an insane rocket. Not sure what the bhp is, 120 or summat? So now I go
    reading MCN and find out that the new R1 will be 180bhp with the ram air.
    200mph they say, with a tinker or two. I can't get my head around all that,
    you've got to have a death wish. Or do you think most owners of these things
    will just fanny about on them. If you go to prison for 151mph do you think
    they'll cut your bollocks off for 186mph?
     
    rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003
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    AndrewR Guest

    Let me guess ... you're an MCN journo, aren't you?


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    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Sep 18, 2003
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    Muck Guest

    At the end of the day, who gives a shit..
     
    Muck, Sep 18, 2003
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    joe parkin Guest

    Most definately.
    I have just conducted an experiment that proves my leathers vibrate
    like mad at 165mph. Blackbirds rock, but speeds like that cannot be
    kept up. Watching out for plod? It was as much as I could do to keep
    my head looking forward.
     
    joe parkin, Sep 18, 2003
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  5. Vera, you mean.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 18, 2003
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    Mark Guest

    fat lying ****.
     
    Mark, Sep 18, 2003
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    rod dyno Guest

    **** off, i'm on the Atkins diet.
     
    rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003
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    Muck Guest

    <snip>

    186mph on a CG125 or Bandit 600, I don't think so. If anyone does do
    186mph on a bike and kill themselves / someone else / get caught, that's
    their own choice so I couldn't give a monkies.

    Please snip sigs and stuff when you reply.
     
    Muck, Sep 18, 2003
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    rod dyno Guest

    I don't remember posting a pic of kylie with her tits out though.
     
    rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    rod dyno fascinated us all by saying...
    Oi ****!

    Are you gonna take the hint and start snipping .sigs or what?

    It's starting to piss even me off now, you've been told about it enough
    fucking times. If you don't know what I mean, then follow the link in my
    ..sig and don't come back until you understand what you find there.

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    Lozzo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2003
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    rod dyno Guest

    I've been told once, you miserable fucker.
     
    rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    rod dyno fascinated us all by saying...
    Bollocks you ignorant twat, You've been posting here sporadically for a
    while now, and every time you do, you ignore those countless people who
    ask you to post properly/snip sigs/post at the bottom etc etc.

    I don't often have a pop at people who don't post correctly, but when
    some useless waste of his father's sperm cones along and doesn't take the
    hint, then I get arsey.

    Get a clue twatty, or **** off.

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    Lozzo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2003
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    rod dyno Guest

    What are you talking about?, I posted here for the first time on the 17th,
    unless there's someone else with the same name?
    Perhaps a google check will confirm that you're talking out your arse?
     
    rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    rod dyno fascinated us all by saying...
    Read this arsewipe:

    http://tinyurl.com/nvco

    And don't come the "it's someone else with the same posting name" cos it
    cuts no ice with me. Same illiterate style of writing and dumbass
    answers.


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    Lozzo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2003
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    Sean Guest

    Oh come off it, the post wasn't done in crayon. More like a 'Fast Bikes'
    journo.

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    ~j
     
    Sean, Sep 18, 2003
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    rod dyno Guest

    Lol, that was in january for fucksake, I didn't mean to upset you too much
    you insane fucker!!
     
    rod dyno, Sep 18, 2003
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    Filth Guest

    I've recently got meself an R6, now if I tan through the gears it
    feels
    There wouldn't be any complaints if you did, mind.
     
    Filth, Sep 18, 2003
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    Filth Guest

    I've recently got meself an R6, now if I tan through the gears it feels
    like
    171mph on my CBR6Sport was my best so far. Above 130mph my head/lid
    vibrates and jerks around so much my neck starts to ache after a couple of
    minutes. Maybe some KY smeared on my lid and shoulders to help the wind
    glide off instead of beat me to death.
     
    Filth, Sep 18, 2003
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  19. Lozzo wrote
    Be fair Loz he got most the sentence right.

    Filling in for TOG for the weekend are we?
     
    steve auvache, Sep 19, 2003
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    PeterT Guest

    "Filth"
    As long as it's in ASCII art.
     
    PeterT, Sep 19, 2003
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