'ere, Nigel...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4604343460&rd=1&sspagename=STRK:MEWA:IT&rd=1

Must... resist...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<whimper>

No. No. NOOOOOOO!

<bangs head against wall repeatedly>

S'quite cheap, innit?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

If you promise to do the Morroco run on it I'll make a small
contribution.

<rummages in knicker elastic>

Will a half sucked werthers be of any use?

 

And a BMW engine, so electric start, more power etc. Looks like a US-spec
engine, what with the smog kit plumbed into the airbox. The camouflage
tonneau cover looks unutterably gash, mind.

But I'm a bit mustard atm, and Sarah would do her pieces, of course.

Mind, anything could happen in the next 7 days 9 hours...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

It would entirely depend on who did the sucking, and what they sucked it
with.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.

CIHAGM?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Ah, a gentleman with set preferences. We've catered for your sort
before. This establishment knows exactly how to deal with you.

<aside> Go get the brooms girls, that pervert Eaton has got his packet
out again and he's rustling in a very strange fashion.

 

Only if he can keep up with the rest of us.

Don't touch it, Nige. It's a sootikin.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<Googles>

Ewww...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Well, it's more like the status quo.

Well, if...

No. I mustn't.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

You leave my fluffy ones out of this, you horrible man.

There's some around here would be more than happy with one of my fluffy
ones.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

Is this going to be very expensive?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Platy, a side car and a packet of werthers. What do you think?

 

Ewwwww!

Is not. I'd never call a cat sootikin.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

<leaves clothes on beach>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

**** me! What kind of research lead you there?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Howard

NAHAY?

--
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public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I used the much-admired technique of Spontaneous Induction Of Knowledge.

 

Could have been worse. Could have been a sooterkin.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I'm really not sure that's worse, to be frank.

Mined Ewe, we really need a Dutch Burd for a definitive view on the
matter. Now where...

.... Ooh!

Paging DnC! We have need of Mrs DnC! Don't worry, we only want her for a
few minutes.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000