Epic

When an admittedly very attractive and "skilled" friend resurfaces after
good sized layoff and offers:

"no strings shagging any time you want it".
with
"don't worry your partner won't find out, I will be discrete"

Be Prepared.

Because when you say thank you very much but no thank you.... Fucking Ada

EPPY alert

Heheh there are *ALWAYS* strings attached unless they are attached to a
rather plain Lotto winner. It's good to get a little wiser as you get older
)

 

Well, she's not putting up any resistance.

 

So, boy or girl?

 

That's a fet accompli then.

 

There will be trouble if she turns out to be a bipolar tranny.

 

Welsh bloke, Dai Ode?

 

Like so many of his countrymen, he was rather zener phobic.

 

That is a slur, you transduce him.

 

Oh this one was very obviously female

 

You're being led up the wrong path.

 

You're right. Just don't triac.

 

Is this turning into a cascode?

 

You must re-pentode for making such an assumption.

 

I think it's about time you old buffers STFU.

 

We may not be as old as Jebus but we have followers.

 

Oh ffs, I don't know whether you need a slap on the thyristor arse.

 

That one was a SCR-eamer.

 

That was so badly signalled I owed it to myself, if not you, chip in.

 

Watt, you don't have the capacitance for any more?

 

All we need, a Yank dopant'scene