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Where are the fucking photos, then, you useless shower of cunts?

I demand some.

 

Yeah, especially the ones of Ogden and Lady Nina. The secret ones I've
been told about by the crap secret fairy.

 

Is that a secret fairy who is crap, or a fairy of crap secrets?

 

Or a fairy with secrets about crap.

 

That sounds more like it.

 

That's SO you.

 

[Ben Stiller mode]

Touché!

 

<light bulb moment> Oh right that's what they were blethering on
about. Are you calling darsy a crap fairy?

 

He'd also have to watch Dodgeball to get the reference.

 

Leprechaun surely?

 

A fairy is just a leprechaun in drag.

[considers getting photos of dasy in heels developed...]

 

What, that he plays the same character or that you blew the reference?

 

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"Committing suicide"
"What about Friday night?"

 

what on earth are you talking about?

 

best not, eh?