EOSM

And that, boys and girls, is the one Gotcha.

I believe that Platy has one more to play - but he'll probably never
need it.

 

I'd say there are easily enough humourless twats on UKRM to knock
your assertion into a cocked hat.

 

Well, shit still happens if you smile or frown. I just see more
advantages in being able to smile when shit happens, that's all.

 

See?

 

No hurry - I won't be riding or driving for 6 weeks or so. Anyway, apart
from the new bits I've put on it, the RT's a bit of a shitheap. I may get
something else instead.

 

I'm sure it would.

 

Owen wrote

No Owen we won't laugh at you. Do you know why Owen? It is because you
are special, isn't that right Owen? We don't laugh at special people
do we Owen?

 

I suppose you'll be wanting the handle ber wiring bits back? Shall I
bring it up to the EOSM?
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Would our SR250 qualify for the Morocco run?
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

*Waves*
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

steve auvache says...

We just get Petrolcan to take care of them.

Bed bath anyone?

 

Heh. They were itching to do some sort of hospital hygiene number on me,
but I wasn't having any.

 

"Special massage, Mr Monotreme? From one of our student nurses?"

 

If you're quick there's a nice looking drifter on eBay at the moment

 

It's got to. I bought one. One of the shitest bikes I've ever known.
Nice soft engine, but no power whatsoever, soggy handling, no comfort,
no speed and definitely no brakes.[/QUOTE]

As we are leaving early this evening on our way oop north[1], Owen
won't be replying to this. However, let me explain the Mayes-comfort
factor. He rides it sitting on the pillion seat and says it's very
comfy. I ride it sitting on the proper seat and it's very comfy for me
too. The rest, however, is true. Especially the brakes. The first time
Owen rode it to work was, erm, interesting after the Bandit. Owen came
home saying he'd have to work on the brakes. I said they'd always been
bad; the bike needs advance warning in triplicate of intention to
stop. He's got used to it now.

Yeah, fun aren't they?

[1]We arrive tonight at my uncle's house near Leicester, tomorrow we
are staying in Halifax with my daughter Jeni, then we will be at EOSM
on Saturday. Oh yeah, and we will perforce be in the car, we can't
both sit on the SR250, the BMW is fucked, the VZ800 also, and Owen
can't ride the Bandit that far because of damaged wrists (also I
wouldn't want to ride pillion that far on it).

--
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SR250 - on the road again. BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2
KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
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I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
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"You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03

 

I might have been tempted, had I been a) an ex-pupil of St Custards, and b)
even remotely interested in the same old biddy who fitted the polysling
incorrectly.

 

I shall treat that suggestion with the contempt it deserves.

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