EOSM reminder

The now infamous End of Summer Meet is nearly upon us.

All are welcome as UKRM meet again to celebrate the end of summer.
Much frolicking, a little nudity, plenty of drinking and eating of fine
food served by Mike and Mu, the hosts, plus lots of luvvly local lasses.
Plenty of good quality food will be served on Saturday evening, and a
top breakfast is available on Sunday. On Saturday night we will observe
2 minutes hilarious laughing in memory of sir.tony, who will meet his
demise at the hand of Atilla the Hungry earlier in the day.

I will be using the tried and tested ticket system to ensure that
everyone pays their way for the fine food etc. All rooms at the inn are
booked and have been for some time, but there are some B+Bs locally that
may have some rooms if needed. If camping is your bag, then there is a
small garden outside that has room for at least 20 tents if they are
erected sensibly. No doubt Sunday will herald yet another CIHAGM fest,
in which ukrmers will thrash each others bikes to within a micron of
being seized and then post derogatory comments about them. I personally
plan to get very drunk and have lots of debauched liasons with however
many women of the opposite sex I manage to pay/con into my room.

If you intend to come along and have dinner and/or breakfast, then
please email me at so I can inform Mu how many will
require feeding.

Lets see some more of you newbies and lurkers there this time OK, and
lots more women with no morals.

Date: September 11th and 12th

Venue: The Black horse Inn,
Hulland Ward,
Derbyshire.
DE6 3EE

Phone: 01335 370206

Streetmap url : http://tinyurl.com/8oyo

Hope to see you there, no matter who you are, unless you're a ****.

 

I think we should petition to have sir.tony's execution stayed for 24 hours
on the sole condition that he attends the EOSM.

I even think that, in the interests of sportsmanship, we should give him a 5
minute head-start after the CIHAGM-fest.

Including some of the quieter Northerners, I hope.


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Shouldn't Atilla's bit be an audience participation event?

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FFS another one I cant make - I`ll be in Basel - at the Bugatti
museum. When are you lot going to arrange something I can actually
come to then????

 

I think I might be there,depending on my misuses shifts that weekend and
depending on whether my ZR550 carburettors stay in one peice.

Dave

 

Rope him over one of the picnic tables with his pants down on the Saturday
night, then /anyone/ Can Have A Go, Mister...

 

You know, I might actually turn up to this one.

Oh.

 

I know, close call that.

 

What... Like "He's behind you..."

I bet Sir Dogger has heard that a few times.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Attilla the

(of the Impending Doom Of Sir.Tony)

"Can you hear that ticking?"

 

It's a bloke in a dress.

 

Lady Nina says...

Oh no it's not

 

Really? I thought that was at Molsheim, north of us in Alsace. About
120km North of Basel. That's where the factory is anyway. You'd
probably fly into Basel/Mulhouse Airport, mind, so maybe that caused
some confusion?

Anyway, if you fancy meeting up for a beer or something let me know.
Do you know where you're staying yet? I'd offer accomodation, even,
but knowing you you've probably already got a free offer lined up :-}

 

Correct - sorry I should have made that clear. Basel is just the
closest airport

Funny you should say that - and flights and hire car!

 

No show, will be on the Isle of Skye

 

Quelle surprise! Anyway, let us know if you've got some free time and
fancy meeting up - we're not far away.