EOSM is coming soon to a pub near you.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 5, 2004.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    You know the score by now. Black Horse Inn, Hulland Ward, Derbyshire etc
    etc.

    This year's tremendous event is open to all, except cunts. We are hoping
    to keep the numbers right down, see :)

    Saturday September 11th is the date to stick in whatever you deem to
    call a diary. Camping, beer and food will be available on site thanks to
    our wonderful host and hostess. I have it on good authority that all the
    best totty will be working that weekend too ;-)

    I'll be doing a more informative post soon for the hard of thinking and
    those who haven't yet discovered the wonders of google.com, detailing
    exact location and date, camping arrangements etc.

    Just remember...no cunts.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 5, 2004
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    Greybeard Guest

    ****,

    that's me out again, I just can't help being a ****!

    see ya there I hope! ;o)
    --
    Greybeard



    FLHRCI -01 UK ( 95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy!)
    Trumpet Trophy 1200 -91, for rainy days
     
    Greybeard, Aug 5, 2004
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    Or top posting , apparently
    --
    Alex

    YZF 600

    "I laugh in the face of danger"

    "Then I hide until it goes away"

    www.upce.org.uk
    www.drzoidberg.co.uk
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Aug 5, 2004
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  4. I'll do my best to be there.
    Excellent. I feel a trip to Halfrauds coming on. They're doing great
    deals on camping attire ATM.
    Why, thank you, kind sir. I need all the help I can get ;-)
    Oh well, maybe next time.
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 5, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    Book one tent space for me, and one parking space for the Yellow
    Hippo...
    .... assuming that this does not present a problem.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 5, 2004
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  6. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    I'm allowing the 'no cunts' thing to be self regulatory. If you think
    you qualify as a non-****, then come along.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 5, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    Hmm... I'll get back to you.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 5, 2004
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    entwisi Guest

    Tent space for SWMBO and myself please ( and I promise to clear up any of
    my puke this time).[1]


    [1] not that with SWMBO I will be allowed near Cider so you should all be
    safe.
     
    entwisi, Aug 6, 2004
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    Oldbloke Guest

    entwisi wrote:
    Ahh, so your "associate" at BOSM [1] wasn't SWMBO then. Phew.

    [1] makes mental note not to pitch tent next to raving viking and pile of
    puke this time.

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My NEW bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    My old Bike 2000 Honda CB500 (for sale)
    M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
    M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26
     
    Oldbloke, Aug 6, 2004
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    Oldbloke Guest

    No cabaret this year then :(

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My NEW bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    My old Bike 2000 Honda CB500 (for sale)
    M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
    M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26
     
    Oldbloke, Aug 6, 2004
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  11. Cheers. I really don't think I qualify as being a ****, so I'll be
    there.

    Do I need to book camping space?

    The only thing that does worry me slightly is that when I make
    arrangements, there inevitably seems to be some sort of "act of God"
    that gets in the way :-(

    I want to be there though and will make a trip to Happy Halfords very
    soon as they're doing some good deals on camping gear ATM.

    Ta.
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 6, 2004
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    Petel Guest

    Petel, Aug 6, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    I know where that is!
    How about twats? Are twats OK?


    --
    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 6, 2004
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    entwisi Guest

    Bloody so am i

    Hes not coming
     
    entwisi, Aug 6, 2004
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  15. There's a chance that given SO will have a shiny XJ600 by next week,
    we may take a run up.
     
    Beelzebub@Work, Aug 6, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    Marvellous. Can I come in a cage^H^H^H^H wedge?
     
    tallbloke, Aug 6, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    I'll have been on a brain-washing course in France all week, so it's
    unlikely I'll be in any fit state to attend.
     
    darsy, Aug 6, 2004
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    YTC#1 Guest

    How about a raffle to win an XV535 ?
    Low milage, one owner, ridden by many :)
     
    YTC#1, Aug 6, 2004
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    mups Guest

    Lozzo says...

    I'll be there[1]. Bloody hell that'll be twice I've taken the bike out
    this year.

    [1] and Steph probably
     
    mups, Aug 6, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Coincidentally, we do too ...
    I fucking hope so. I think I'm a bit close to cuntness for comfort,
    so I'm hoping to sneak in under the twat banner.
     
    Pip, Aug 6, 2004
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