EOSM (again, again, again!)

While I'm thinking of it[1]:

<applause>

To Wizard, Sorby and Colin (not necessarily in that order) for the
Musical Interlude. Or "Requiem Mass" as I prefer to think of it.

[1] More flashbacks may follow. Some not involving Steph's tits. Or
Elly's. Or Nina's. On reflection, there were bums too.
--
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Quite. Perhaps Wizard could post the lyrics, cos I didn't catch them
all over the laughter.

 

Cheers Nigel & Champ. I really enjoyed it.

I had practiced the song several times on my own (and once with Colin) but
without an audience so nearly jumped out of my skin when you all started
laughing at the relevant bits!

I'll leave Wizard to post the lyrics as they were his work.

Cheers to Colin for his able accompaniment on the mandolin.

 

Nice one for getting the bollocks on to do that and no thanks to whoever was
mixing in the radio or whatever it was over the loudspeakers.

After a song and t-shirts in his honour I can't help but feel that Sir Tony
should get some kind of award for Most Successful Trolling of ukrm.

 

Wished I'd noticed it - we could have ask to have it turned off.

Heh. If it wasn't Sir Tony it'd be someone else.

 

Seems like he's alive, though. Still, we won;t letthat spoil our
enjoyment.

<Locates appropriately-shaped tuit>

Dogger On A Bike

Tune: Candle In The Wind

No disrespect intended towards Marilyn Monroe, Diana Princess of Wales,
or Elton John. Lots of disrespect intended towards Sir.Tony.



Goodbye Epping's knight,
May you no more post in our group
You were the twat who sunk to depths
Where no-one else would stoop
You rode into our newsgroup
Like a saint among mere men
And told us to avoid
H 101 BRN.

But it seemed to me
You lived your life
Like a dogger on a bike,
Posting endless Usenet warnings
Naming cars you didn't like;
And when you felt frustrated
'cos your sex life drew a blank,
You went to Epping Forest for
A semi-public wank.

UKRM was tough
And you often sparked off a row
But you always cared that we
Should all ride safely, now. ;-)
You always bore a grudge,
Or so it seemed to me,
Against an old white Beemer,
T 664 NLB.

And you warned us off Connections
Steered us clear of Bandit Bikes,
And you used our group to publicise
Your strongly-felt dislikes;
And when you felt dejected
'cos your sex life didn't rock,
You hung around in bushes
Playing sadly with your cock.



--
<8P Wizard
Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
Golf GTi 16v
ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1

 

<Sits at feet of master>

 

Cheers yourself - you done good.

 

Nice! Very Nice.

Well done.

 

Indeed- muchos congrats to Sorby and Colin. I didn't hearthe rehearsals,
and was bowled over when I heard the performance- I think the various
pauses and repetitions they introduced took what I'd done and improved
on it a lot.

About an hour after the world premiere in the Main Auditorium, a second
performance took place in the more intimate ambiance of the South Foyer.
I think someone was recording, so it may be possible to bung up one of
those MP3 thingies sometime.

Yeah, IKWYM, but my feeling is if they can't join you, beat them.

Or, as the saying goes, "Dance, boi, dance".

--
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Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
Golf GTi 16v
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COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1

 

<Holds out gloved hand like Alice Cooper meeting Wayne and Garth>

--
<8P Wizard
Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
Golf GTi 16v
ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1

 

Yo Dude, those lyrics are just *Excellent*

Ah, wrong movie.

IGMC

 

Sorby wrote:

Depends which Sir Tony you're talking about dunnit?

 

Ackshirley, AC met W&G in Wayne's World, where "Excellent!" was a
catchphrase.

If Sir is thinking Bill & Ted, Sir may be looking for the expressions
"Bodacious" and "totally non-heinous".


--
<8P Wizard
Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
Golf GTi 16v
ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1

 

<perk>
You mean, I got the *right film*?!

<fx: flabberghasted>

 

And thanks for doing a repeat performance for those of us that
couldn't hear it properly the first time... Class...
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Bless. She was quite apologetic to most all the following morning,
myself included. Must have been one of those "OhMiGed-
WhatDidISayAndDoLastNight?!" moments 'cause she was trying to excuse
herself to me, too and I definitely, *definitely*, didn't see any tits
[1].

If I *had* seen any breasts being aired, I would be unlikely to be
posting about it on the froup, either...

Besides, if I'd known there was free skin going, I'd have stayed up
longer (fnarr).

[1] Apart from those stood in the car-park, natch...
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which reminds me to apologise to Steph... When helping her into the
corset I tied a dfferent knot to the one she was expecting and she
couldnt get it undone so had to sleep in it! Ooops.

*sorry*

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I heard it was more along the lines of "chris was too pissed to untie
it". Which was entirely possible.

 

<goes for lie down>