English potholes feck it

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Bonker, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. Bonker

    Bonker Guest

    It used to be an old joke here in NI that in Donegal, the holes were deep
    enough for a squaddie and a machine gun.

    Thanks to some clever EEC work the south has roads like Germany and Englands
    a fuckin mess. Apparently there you rely on the local councils to fix them
    fx (farts) are they not too busy hiring outreach councillors and diversity
    trainers at 30 grand a time.

    Thats what you get with a country run by fat ass lawyers and Prescott. You
    must have **** all to do with your money and just dont bother voting.

    Spain and France are the same, why are the English bent over and shafted by
    Brussels all the time.
     
    Bonker, Jun 6, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    Well, I've just been up to Dublin and back from Rosslare and the roads
    were complete shite compared to any road in West Wales - and they
    aren't brilliant. Potholes you needed a ladder to climb, repairs that
    were six inches higher than the road surface, all on the main N-S
    route down the coast. The M50 round Dublin had a great surface, but
    made the M25 look like Donington for the speed of the traffic flow.

    Taking a trail bike or a 4x4 next time.
     
    Rich B, Jun 6, 2007
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    Bonker Guest

    Ok but the M50 and the East coast is at the end of the road building
    programme that links Dublin with the North passing all the crap villiages
    etc.
     
    Bonker, Jun 6, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    Post at the bottom and snip the sigs fuckwit.
     
    Cab, Jun 6, 2007
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    TOG Guest

    <snip>

    It's nice to see that the Thick Paddie, previously believed extinct,
    has been discovered alive and well.
     
    TOG, Jun 6, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    where did that Badvoc chap disappear to, anyway?
     
    darsy, Jun 6, 2007
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    dog Guest

    ni.motorcycles just hasn't been the same without him.
     
    dog, Jun 6, 2007
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    Bonker Guest

    Better now witfuck fx ( farts )
     
    Bonker, Jun 6, 2007
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    Bonker Guest

    This from the land that gave us Prescott and middle aged men with pony
    tails.

    Fx ( farts back loudly)
     
    Bonker, Jun 6, 2007
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    Charlie Guest

    My sons grew out of fart jokes when they were about 8. Is it still
    half-term in Norn Iron?
     
    Charlie, Jun 6, 2007
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    TOG Guest


    You don't actually know who you're talking to, do you? Check the
    attributions.

    Ahem.

    Yer dohn't ivven now how yer tarkin tew, do yer?
     
    TOG, Jun 6, 2007
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  12. Bonker

    Bonker Guest

    Yup- like I said - Prescott voters. I'll try reverse psycho shit

    Your roads are fuckin great and Blairs war is a star turn.
     
    Bonker, Jun 6, 2007
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    TOG Guest


    And just how many people voted for Prescott, in his current role, do
    you think? Jesus, I can't help thinking, sorry t'inking, that, sorry,
    dat, the Paras could usefully thin out the NI population again.
     
    TOG, Jun 6, 2007
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    Andrew998 Guest

    <TOG@toil>; <>; <>
    wrote in message
    It's rather nice to see he thinks 30 grand is a lot of money to waste on
    diversity trainers. Most in the UK won't get out of bed for less than 100k.
    Personally I've spent more on a poppy.
     
    Andrew998, Jun 6, 2007
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    Tullyhubbert Guest

    TOG wrote in message
    Oi, while I agree with your posts in this thread the Paddy speak should be
    directed to folk resident south of the border. Us Billy boys in NI have our
    own accents thankyou.
     
    Tullyhubbert, Jun 6, 2007
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    TOG Guest

    OK.

    <Doffs bowler hat>
     
    TOG, Jun 6, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Tullyhubbert says...
    Ok then.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Suzuki GSX-R750L - For Sale £600
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    I ride way too fast to worry about cholestorol.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 6, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    indeed.
     
    darsy, Jun 6, 2007
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    CT Guest

    Eewwww - you've wee'd all over Tullyhubbert's post.
     
    CT, Jun 6, 2007
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    Trevor Best Guest

    You wanna try Kazakhstan, they can take his 4 tonner as well.
     
    Trevor Best, Jun 6, 2007
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